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Jesus Fucking Christ

Posted on Monday, August 10, 2009 by Avitable

I was working on an interview with the recently deceased John Hughes, but it’s taking longer than I thought. Instead, I thought I’d just share this little gem with you, sent to me by Nobody. Have a great Monday!

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Some inspirational Bible verses for Easter

Posted on Sunday, April 12, 2009 by Avitable

Since almost all of my readers are deeply religious Christians who attend church weekly and sing the Lord’s praises to the heavens, I thought I’d take the time today to provide you with some thought provoking verses from the Holy … Continue reading →

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10 Ways that I’m not Jesus

Posted on Friday, July 11, 2008 by Avitable

After working all night and realizing that I can’t hammer a nail in without smacking my knuckles, can’t saw straight even with a straight edge, and can’t build a box that actually has 90 degree angles, I realized that I … Continue reading →

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I admit it.

Posted on Wednesday, May 16, 2007 by Avitable

I’m guilty. I did it. I killed the Rev. Jerry Falwell. (Does “Rev.” stand for “Revolting”?) For those of you who are oblivious, Jerry Falwell was found dead in his office. It’s assumed that he had a coronary episode. However, … Continue reading →

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My own personal Jesus

Posted on Saturday, April 28, 2007 by Avitable
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Easter at my church

Posted on Saturday, April 7, 2007 by Avitable

A reading from the book of Avitable: And when the sixth hour was come, there was darkness over the whole land until the ninth hour. And at the ninth hour JC cried with a loud voice, saying “Holy God that … Continue reading →

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