I've had this post idea from a post by Tracy in my drafts for a long time. Simply put, she came up with her rules for life. And now here are mine:
1. The world needs garbage men and house cleaners. It's not classism or economic discrimination to pay people to do jobs that you wouldn't do. It's how the world works.
2. Everyone has an infinite capacity to love, and you will never run out of love for one person by loving another.
3. Once you realize that I'm almost always right, and that I've thought of everything, things will be much easier for all of us.
4. There's no such thing as putting too much effort into proving a point.
5. Funny trumps all.
6. Everyone will disappoint you at least once in your life. Forgive them. It's when it becomes a habit that you need to cut them out of your life.
7. Controlling your situation is the best way to make sure that you're not caught unawares. "Winging it" is a good way to make sure that you end up looking like an idiot.
8. Words only have as much power as you give them. If you ignore them, they will lose all effectiveness.
9. No matter how bad things are for you, there's always someone else out there who is worse. Look for the positive aspects first.
What are your rules for life?
(Once again, no radio show tonight. We're still trying to recover!)
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