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Tag Archives: kids
What I learned this weekend
This past weekend, I moved into Britt’s house for a night. She and Jared went away all day Saturday and Sunday, and I stayed over to watch her kids. I was there for 31 hours, 56 minutes, and 44 seconds. … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, babysitting, britt, childless, kids, miss britt, parenting, parents
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Do you spank your kids?
Last night on “Clearly, You’re Retarded“, my special guest host Faiqa and I discussed spanking as a form of discipline. If you want to check out the show, you can download the episode and listen to it or subscribe to … Continue reading
I hate your kids
Last night, on Clearly, You’re Retarded, we had an interesting show focused around children. The main focus of the discussion was where should kids be allowed to go and where should they be prohibited? My personal opinion is best described … Continue reading
The meek will kick our ass
There’s this hot, intelligent, powerful, motivated, manipulative, logical woman I know. We will call her “Shmitt”. She has the world in the palm of her hand, and most of the people in it wrapped around her little finger. She understands … Continue reading
Kids
After hearing about two mothers who I know are excellent parents who had one child running around with a sharp tool that almost gouged her eye out, and another baby who managed to eat dinner at a neighbor’s house without … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage
Tagged avitable, child-free, children, kids, serious, thinker
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