Welcome to the 45th Edition of Lazy Sunday!

Last week was tough for everyone. Nobody correctly guessed that the answer to #3 was "The Simpsons" or that the correct answer to #13 was "Roswell". I'm ashamed of you supposed Simpsons fans and scifi fans out there!

You can find the rest of last week's answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it's time for today's Lazy Sunday contest! This week's prize is a mystery! I'll be pulling out some cool stuff and giving it away, but it's a total enigma to you!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It's very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people's answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. Name something you have in common with all your siblings?
I don't really have anything in common with them. They don't even like Twinkies!

2. Do you fold your underwear?
Iron it, fold it, arrange it by color and age and who it was inspected by.

3. Who is the last person you wrote a letter to on paper?
I told someone that if they were in, I was in.

4. What was your first job?
I worked for my dad's Big and Tall store.

5. Aside from Driver's Ed, who really taught you how to drive?
I been driving people around in Hong Kong for long time.

6. What did you do today?
Killed a yak with mind bullets.

7. Are you emotional?
I ain't got time to emote.

8. Have you ever had the same dream more than once?
Just that one where I owned the inn in Vermont.

9. If you were in an emergency situation and you had to deliver a baby, could you?
Only if you downloaded the knowledge into my brain.

10. What was the most recent thing you bought?
This cutest little pet from a cranky Chinese guy.

11. What is on your refrigerator door?
I don't know. It blew away, with the fridge, during an atomic bomb explosion.

12. Name something you have to do tomorrow.
Give the best history presentation ever.

13. Would you ever want to swim with the sharks?
Only the laser-free ones.

14. What are you wearing?
An outfit that blends in with the outside of this building, a small hang glider, and I'm carrying an empty gun.

15. What was the last thing you ate?
The best pork dish I've ever eaten.

And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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After a short break last week (go see last week's winners and answers over at Shiny's blog), we're back for Lazy Sunday 44!

This week's prize is a Royal Rabbit Vibrator Kit from Adam & Eve!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It's very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people's answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. Who did you last shoot a dirty look at?
At the guy who rescued me when he wouldn't bring all of my luggage.

2. What kind of car do you drive?
A taxi. I named him Benny.

3. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Not since I caused havoc by selling my matter transporter for two dollars.

4. What's for dinner tonight?
I don't know, but ick. I'd eat anything you cooked (but I won't eat that).

5. What is the last drink you drank?
A good sarsparilla.

6. Last time you were sick?
When getting a ride in the fighter jet from DC to Los Angeles.

7. Are you happy right now?
I'm always happy unless I end up headfirst in a horse's ass.

8. What is your favorite key chain on your keys?
The one that says "Bad Motherfucker".

9. What is in your pocket?
A room key for the hotel where my boyfriend lives since his house burned down, a taser, and a pen that's actually a listening device.

10. Who is the last person you had a phone conversation with?
I don't remember, but it's tattooed on my shoulder.

11. What's something fun you did today?
Had a showdown with my dad. Literally.

12. What are you going to do after this
I'm going to spend all of my credits to hang out with a Companion.

13. What is something you need to go shopping for?
Hot sauce. My brother, sister and I love hot sauce.

14. What was the last thing someone you love said to you?
Multipass.

15. What is a compliment you receive way too often?
People tell me that my hair is perfect and then call me a girl's name. I'll take what I can get!

And that's it for this week!

First, happy Father's Day to all the dads, sugar daddies, pimp daddies, who's your daddies and you're not my daddies out there.

Second, go wish Sarcastica a happy birthday! She's a bit down, so getting some blogger love would cheer her up.

Finally, the contest:

This week, I'm changing things up a bit! I'm taking today off, but we're still having our normal Lazy Sunday contest. Just head on over to my friend Shiny's blog Shiny's Takeout (Get it? Say it aloud!) and he has been gracious enough to come up with a prize and 15 references for you to guess. I don't even know what they are, and I'll be playing right alongside you!

If you're looking for the answers and winner from last week, you can find them in an extended entry.
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Welcome to the 43rd Edition of Lazy Sunday!

Last week must have been a tough one. Sybil is the only one who correctly identified #14 as "Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic", Mike LeSombre is the only who correctly identified #11 as "Scrubs" and nobody identified #12 as "Angel".

You can find the rest of last week's answers, scores and contest winner in an extended entry, but now it's time for today's Lazy Sunday contest! This week's prize is another iPod Shuffle!

Everyone has a chance at winning, so don't be shy! The questions may be hard, but everyone who's between the ages of 16 and 80 should be able to get at least one correct – I promise.

The rules:

It's very simple. I go through my Myspace friends and pick one of their survey bulletins and answer 15 of the questions. Every answer contains a reference to a movie, a television show, or a song. Just guess as many as you can – some will be laughably easy and some will be very difficult. Every correct answer is like a raffle ticket – you get one chance to win per correct answer. If you get 1 right, your name goes in the proverbial hat. If you get 10 right, your name goes in ten times. Et cetera. You're on the honor system – try not to Google or look at other people's answers!

The contest ends Tuesday at midnight EST. I'll give the correct answers and the winner on the following Sunday.

Ready? Here we go!

1. Name something a claustrophobic person should not get into.
He shouldn't get into a job on floor 7 1/2.

2. What one thing does a woman spend the most time on when getting ready?
Having her buttcheeks buffed by a floor polisher.

3. What is a Spanish word that everyone knows the meaning of?
Plethora

4. Name something in your bathroom that you leave plugged in all the time.
The clock. After I fell and hit my head trying to hang it, I'm leaving it there. Besides, now I have this crazy idea in my head.

5. Besides golfers, what is something you see on a golf course?
People with beer helmets.

6. Name a household chore you actually enjoy?
Cleaning is easy when you get pigeons and roaches to help.

7. Name something you walk out on.
A fiancee who won't let you sit in the window seat.

8. Name a place where you see nervous people.
At SeaWorld, in the underwater tunnels where you can view the fish.

9. Name something that can be cherry flavored.
A go-go dancer's leg.

10. Complete this phrase: "I’ll never forget my first _____".
I like to sing a song about my very first beer when I was 17.

11. Name another word for "Dad".
Well, according to Mom, mon chere. But he calls her cara mia, so who knows.

12. Name something a married couple might want to have 2 of.
A robot that sings happy birthday to your annoying best friend.

13. What is the first part of a person’s body to lose the war with gravity?
On some planets, your eyes bulge out until they burst.

14. Name something you see in a jail cell.
A large black man holding a small mouse.

15. Name something you find on a kitchen table.
A cornball maker.

And here are the answers and winners from last week's contest :
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