Tag Archives: lessons

Divorce 101

Posted on Friday, February 5, 2010 by Avitable

Welcome to Divorce 101 here at Avitable’s School of Higher Learning. Hopefully, each of you did your reading over winter break. If not, your assignments are to read “You Can’t Have ‘Divorce’ Without an ‘Orc’” and “Top Ten Ways Not … Continue reading →

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Dear 13 year old Avitable

Posted on Friday, August 8, 2008 by Avitable

Saw this over at Shamelessly Sassy’s. The concept is a letter to yourself at age 18. I’m tweaking it a bit and moving it back to 13, because by 18 I already knew everything (ha!). And since there’s so much … Continue reading →

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Lessons must be taught!

Posted on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 by Avitable

On Sunday night, before going to Britt’s for Thanksgiving III, I stopped at Albertson’s to pick up dessert. As I walked out of the store, starting to cross the road to get to where I had parked my car, this … Continue reading →

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Things that can get you into trouble

Posted on Monday, October 8, 2007 by Avitable

Beware, encumbered men. While these sentences may seem innocent to you, when taken out of context (without the words in brackets), they can cause homicidal feelings in your loved one. But fear not – I am here to help. Avoid … Continue reading →

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My Lessons

Posted on Monday, July 30, 2007 by Avitable

Who would have thought that eating nothing all day, drinking about 10-12 sodas, and then eating a large pepperoni pizza right before bed would give me such horrible heartburn that I’d be hugging the toilet and dry heaving into it? … Continue reading →

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I’m here to teach

Posted on Tuesday, April 10, 2007 by Avitable

For your edumacation, I, the brilliant and mighty Avitable, have decided to share some important lessons that might make your lives much easier. If you decide to shave your testicles and crotch to look like a porn star, make sure … Continue reading →

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