The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: lists
The Top Ten Blogs of 2009
If I thought my last few lists were hard, I didn’t have a clue. Trying to comb the over 550 blogs that I have in my feedreader to find the ones I consider to be the top ten is a … Continue reading →
My Top Ten Posts of 2009
What’s a year end series without some self-backslapping? Here is what I consider to be my top ten(ish) posts of the year: 10. Sex toy reviews: I’ve done several reviews, but I’d have to say my best one is my … Continue reading →
My Top Ten TV Shows of 2009
This list is a bit harder to put together, mainly because 2009 consists of both the end of the 2008-09 season and the beginning of the 2009-10 season. I tried to limit it only to shows that were still playing … Continue reading →
Posted in TV and Movies
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Tagged 2009, lists, television, top television shows, top-ten, tv-shows
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My Top Ten Movies of 2009
If all goes according to plan, the last four posts of the decade (I’m one of those contrary folk who start my decades with the ought year) will be top ten lists. Because there’s nothing more interesting than some random … Continue reading →
Top Ten Reasons Chicago won’t be Hosting the 2016 Olympics
As you are probably aware, Rio de Janeiro has been chosen as the location for the 2016 Olympics, beating out Chicago, Tokyo, and Madrid. Needless to say, Americans who care about the Olympics, and Chicagoans specifically, are extremely disappointed. I … Continue reading →
Posted in General
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Tagged brazil, chicago, comedy, humor, lists, olympics, rio de janeiro, top-ten
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Avitable’s Top 10 Movies of the Aughts
I saw this post over at a blog I read, SwanShadow Thinks Out Loud. After reading the lists that two film critics for the San Francisco Chronicle compiled of the best films of this decade so far, he decided to … Continue reading →
Lazy Sunday XXI
Here’s a good one about the end of the year. Thanks to Robin. Did you kiss anyone? All year long? I kissed my wife, my mother, my dog, my other wife, the pool guy, my grandmother, and my right hand … Continue reading →
Posted in Memes and more
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Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, lazy-blogging, lists, meme, memes, myspace, road less unraveled, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XVI
I said yesterday that today’s lazy post would have a twist, and here it is. All of my answers to the following survey, which I purloined from one of my Myspace friends’ bulletins, are completely true. I’ve been told that … Continue reading →
Posted in Memes and more
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Tagged avitable, lazy-blogging, lists, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XII
1. Who is your partner? Some call her Amy, but her real name is Princess Maria Elena Amala Cincuenta Quesadilla Francesca Johnson Avitable. 2. How long have you been together? Three weeks as of next Tuesday. 3. How long did … Continue reading →
Lazy Sunday XI
Do you drive the speed limit? I’m a motivated individual. I strive to beat all limits on a daily basis. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket? I almost did one time, but after oral sex, he just let me … Continue reading →








