The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Lazy Sunday X
1. I’m sure we all know what your name is… so, tell us your boss’s name. Well, I’m a slave to television, Diet Coke, and my wife. Would it be a boss if you’re a slave? 2. Do you actually … Continue reading →
Lazy Sunday IX
1. Where were you 2 hours ago? I ran out of Diet Pepsi and then went on this crazy adventure dodging cars, a dog, and a clone of myself just to get a new soda. (If you’re under the age … Continue reading →
Lazy Sunday VII
1. Who were you with last night? I swear, she said she was 18! Well, 16. Close enough. 2. What was the first thing you did this morning? Dropped her off at her parents’ house. 3. Who was the first … Continue reading →
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Tagged avitable, clever, comedy, funny, humor, lazy-blogging, lists, memes, myspace, surveys
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Lazy Sunday V
1. Talk to a jerk today? Nope. Just this guy named Navin R. Johnson. 2. Do you like anyone? Well, Billy’s dreamy, don’t you think? 4. Can you do a cartwheel? I just tried. Broke three chairs, a window, and … Continue reading →
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Tagged avitable, lazy-blogging, lists, meme, memes, myspace
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100 Things Part 6
In 100 Things: Part 1, I told you 21 things about my family. Then, in 100 Things: Part 2, I told you 19 eccentric things about myself. Then, 100 Things: Part 3 was about my wife. 100 Things: Part 4 … Continue reading →
I shot the serif.
That’s right. This blog post is entirely sans serif. Here are your bullets: I am going to be co-hosting Mr. Fabulous’s radio show on Sunday night at 7 PM EST. Go here to listen and to call in. You can … Continue reading →
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Tagged avitable, balls, bullets, lists, movies, mr.-fabulous, pimping, pointless-drivel
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100 Things Part 5
In 100 Things: Part 1, I told you 21 things about my family. Then, in 100 Things: Part 2, I told you 19 eccentric things about myself. Then, 100 Things: Part 3 was about my wife. 100 Things: Part 4 … Continue reading →
Lazy Sunday II
I’m continuing the trend of posting horrible surveys and memes on Sunday. This one’s stolen from Myspace, that wonderful repository of all things stupid and stultifying. 1. Would you make a fool out of yourself in public if it meant … Continue reading →
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Tagged avitable, funny, humor, lists, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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Lazy Sunday
Today being Sunday, and me being lazy, here are a couple of memes and surveys. First, thanks to Metalmom for this brutally honest personality test. I’m not surprised by the results in the slightest. The links at the bottom take … Continue reading →
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Tagged avitable, ENTJ, lazy-blogging, lists, mbti, meme, meyers-briggs, okcupid, personality-test, surveys
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Lies of Omission
On my Saturday vlog (which if you didn’t watch, you need to now), Britt said that I lie by omission quite frequently. I think she’s right, so I’ve decided to take this opportunity to correct all of my lies by … Continue reading →






