Tag Archives: love

The one where I talk about men and women and piss everyone off.

Posted on Saturday, June 25, 2011 by Avitable

Do you know why so many women prefer the company of assholes over men who are their good friends? Because it’s instinct. It’s nature. A man’s job, as imprinted on his genes, is to fuck. Fuck a woman, spread your … Continue reading →

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In defense of Valentine’s Day

Posted on Monday, February 14, 2011 by Avitable

I’ve noticed over the last few years that there are a lot of people who hate Valentine’s Day, all for a variety of reasons, from “it’s a commercial holiday” to “I don’t like flowers” to “I don’t think there should … Continue reading →

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For @mooshinindy: A letter to your baby #mozzi

Posted on Friday, January 21, 2011 by Avitable

mozzi (n) – a pseudonym for a heretofore unnamed and unborn child.  See also moosh. Dear Mozzi, As I write this letter, you’re still comfortably entrenched in your mom‘s belly and won’t be venturing out in the world for a … Continue reading →

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For Bug

Posted on Wednesday, October 21, 2009 by Avitable

For little more than a year, I’ve been friends with Tanis, a blogger who’s famous in Canada, which is kind of like being rich in Romania. I mean, I guess some of you may have heard of her outside of … Continue reading →

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Lovebugs: a lovestory

Posted on Saturday, March 28, 2009 by Avitable

As I perambulate the pool every hour on orders from my surgeon and my mother, I’ve noticed that our backyard has become a haven for horny lovebugs. They flock by the thousands to the grass and low-hanging plants on the … Continue reading →

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The lesbians I love

Posted on Sunday, February 1, 2009 by Avitable

Is it that they’re unattainable, undeniably cute, or is it just awesome to think about them having sex with other women? There’s something about certain lesbians that makes me swoon. Here are the lesbians I love*: I think it’s a … Continue reading →

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Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?

Posted on Monday, October 13, 2008 by Avitable

Click for larger: Happy anniversary, sweetie!

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VD makes you itch

Posted on Thursday, February 14, 2008 by Avitable

Happy VD!

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6 years

Posted on Saturday, October 13, 2007 by Avitable

I love you very much, sweetie! Here is the direct link.

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When animals attack

Posted on Monday, September 17, 2007 by Avitable

Saturday was the day. The fateful day. My Real Wife and my Work Wife (formerly my Blog Wife) were spending time together. Without me. While drinking. Lots and lots of alcohol. By having the woman who has seen that tattoo … Continue reading →

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