The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: marriage
My original wedding website, aka The One With The Invitation #FRIENDSPC
Our wedding invitations, sent out in early 2001, were very formal, with the exception of a website address at the very bottom. It was a concession that I insisted on, even though wedding websites were not yet the norm. I … Continue reading
Posted in FRIENDS Photo Challenge, Love and marriage
Tagged anne rice, friendspc, geeks, humor, marriage, sherlock holmes, wedding
19 Comments
The Single Avitalife: Because you totally care about my dating life
On January 26th, 2010, my 33rd birthday, I moved out of the house I shared with my wife of 8 years and was single for the first time since I was 21. I’ve had some interesting experiences exploring the dating … Continue reading
Posted in The Single Avitalife
Tagged being single, dating, divorce, humor, marriage, the single avitalife
36 Comments
The Tin Anniversary
Today would have been that day. The tin anniversary. The one that surely would have been punctuated by a weekend trip to Savannah or Atlanta or the Keys. Where I would have spent too much on a pair of diamond earrings … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Serious stuff
Tagged anniversary, divorce, marriage, tin anniversary
26 Comments
How to lose friends and negatively influence people: My life for the last two years
In 1998, I met Amy. In 2001, we got married. In 2009, I had an affair. In 2010, we got divorced. I never thought I would be the type of person who would have an affair. I’ve since learned that … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Serious stuff
Tagged divorce, how not to live your life, marriage, relationships
81 Comments
My One Year Divorceversary
It was one year ago today that I went to my official divorce proceedings. If you haven’t read that post, go check it out. I’ll wait. And here I am, one year later. Wiser? Maybe. Happier? Sometimes. Better? Not … Continue reading
Uncomfortable silence
There’s something palpable in the silence between two people who have nothing left to say. The “sweety”s and “honey”s are replaced with downcast stares and sad eyes. The guilt and the hurt and the confusion and the pain form together … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage, Serious stuff
Tagged divorce, marriage, reality, relationships
184 Comments
Signs that you are in a dangerous relationship
Soccer mom Melanie Hain, who made the news in 2008 by having a loaded weapon at her daughter’s soccer game, was found shot dead in her home along with her husband, from whom she had separated, on Thursday. It’s suspected … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage
Tagged chris benoit, comedy, dark humor, gun control, humor, marriage, melanie hain, murder, murder-suicide
35 Comments
Avitable’s guide to when it’s okay to abuse your wife
A judge in Saudi Arabia ruled that husbands are allowed to slap their wives if they spend lavishly. [source] Obviously, this has caused a bit of controversy, due to some of the draconian attitudes that Saudis have towards the proper … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged abuse, avitable, comedy, domestic-abuse, draconian, humor, marriage, saudi arabia, women's issues
32 Comments
I’m looking for a few bad Republicans
Should a gay couple be allowed the same rights as a straight married couple? Should a gay couple be allowed to marry? If you would, in any way, answer no to either of these questions, I’d like you to explain … Continue reading
Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?
Click for larger: Happy anniversary, sweetie!
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged anniversary, avitable, love, marriage, My Art, seven year itch, wedding
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