The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: marriage
I’m looking for a few bad Republicans
Should a gay couple be allowed the same rights as a straight married couple? Should a gay couple be allowed to marry? If you would, in any way, answer no to either of these questions, I’d like you to explain … Continue reading
Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?
Click for larger: Happy anniversary, sweetie!
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged anniversary, avitable, love, marriage, My Art, seven year itch, wedding
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Adam on women
(For those of you interested in Halloween announcements, scroll down to the bottom for hotel and travel information). I don’t write seriously very often. The primary reason for that is that I’m not a very serious person, and I don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, dysfunction, gender, halloween, marital issues, marriage, men, misogyny, neverwas, Partay, women
89 Comments
VD makes you itch
Happy VD!
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged avitable, love, marriage, My Art, valentines-day, vd
51 Comments
Bangles
I sat down at my computer to get some work done. I loaded iTunes and set it to the party shuffle. The music started, and I started working. It’s just background music to me that helps me concentrate on my … Continue reading
6 years
I love you very much, sweetie! Here is the direct link.
When animals attack
Saturday was the day. The fateful day. My Real Wife and my Work Wife (formerly my Blog Wife) were spending time together. Without me. While drinking. Lots and lots of alcohol. By having the woman who has seen that tattoo … Continue reading
Posted in Love and marriage
Tagged avitable, comedy, funny, humor, love, marriage, miss britt, women
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