Tag Archives: masturbation

Chat Roulette

Posted on Thursday, March 18, 2010 by Avitable

This video is awesome – this guy uses this site called Chat Roulette to chat with random people and improvise songs with the piano, and he has a great experience, chatting with a great variety of people from different races, … Continue reading →

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Getting caught masturbating

Posted on Monday, January 11, 2010 by Avitable

“Did you see your parents naked a lot?” She asked, sitting straight in her chair, both hands clasped on her knee. Very poised. This almost made me lay down. To this day, I’ve resisted laying down on the couch. I … Continue reading →

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Who Wants To Be An Avitable?

Posted on Sunday, December 14, 2008 by Avitable

Last week, I threw up a quick link to a purity test to see exactly how bad some of you people are, and it was amazing how many of you have done dirty, nasty things in your life. But then … Continue reading →

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Pornucopia – Porn of Plenty

Posted on Thursday, July 31, 2008 by Avitable

Thanks to those of you who tuned in for Episode 4 of “Clearly, you’re retarded”. The topic we discussed was whether or not porn objectifies women. If you missed it, you can download it (and should download it) here, or … Continue reading →

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More stories about Avitable and his penis.

Posted on Saturday, July 26, 2008 by Avitable

For today’s post, I’m dusting off a classic post of mine, originally posted here. Enjoy: Warning! If you are a family member or someone who knew me in elementary school, you don’t want to read this. Trust me. You do … Continue reading →

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Musings

Posted on Wednesday, May 7, 2008 by Avitable

If you get caught trying to take a drunk girl’s pants off with your teeth, pretending you’re invisible probably won’t work. Do you think that maybe Hitler just really hated juice, but was misunderstood by those below him? If you … Continue reading →

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The incredible shrinking penis

Posted on Friday, April 25, 2008 by Avitable

People, I need some help here. I think my penis is shrinking. It used to be that it felt like it was a third leg. I could prop myself up on it, play baseball without a bat, and hold elevator … Continue reading →

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Please don’t read this.

Posted on Tuesday, April 15, 2008 by Avitable

I’m telling you now. You really don’t want to read this story. It’s a horrifying example of (a) how disgusting college boys are and (b) things you never wanted to think about. . . . . . . Still here? … Continue reading →

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The Sound of One Hand Fapping

Posted on Thursday, April 10, 2008 by Avitable

As many of you already know from my treatise on dog fucking, at my heart, I am an educator. So when my stats showed that someone found my blog by searching Google for “What do I do with my jizz … Continue reading →

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Geek coming through.

Posted on Thursday, April 3, 2008 by Avitable

I’m so massively erect right now. “Why’s that, Adam?” you ask. (Or maybe “What is it this time, PervBoy?”) It’s not because I finally got my Avril Lavigne manties to wear around the house. It’s not because I downloaded a … Continue reading →

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