Tag Archives: masturbation

Don’t you hate?

Posted on Friday, March 28, 2008 by Avitable

Don’t you hate when come clogs up your urethra after masturbating and when you go to pee, you pee in fourteen different directions, including straight up? Don’t you hate when you are holding onto your penis after coming to stem … Continue reading →

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Hellcockshitwhore

Posted on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 by Avitable

There once was a man named Adam Heath He had most of his hair and all of his teeth Then he got a cold And his soul was sold To the devil so he cud fin’ly breef. Today is the … Continue reading →

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Toothpicks

Posted on Friday, September 7, 2007 by Avitable

I had such a hard time keeping my eyes open on my drive home from Britt’s this evening. Right now, as I type this, I’m struggling to stay awake so that I can post and then go to bed. It … Continue reading →

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Yeah, so I lied.

Posted on Saturday, August 18, 2007 by Avitable

It’s 2:17 AM. I just got home. The chances that this post will make any sense are very slim. I did have big plans to do a video post finally, but that was when I thought I had my entire … Continue reading →

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Photo Phriday

Posted on Friday, July 13, 2007 by Avitable

When I have trouble thinking of a post, I’ll do several things. One thing I’ll do is try to think of any of the stupid things that I’ve done that day and see if any of them are painful or … Continue reading →

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I’m here to help.

Posted on Monday, June 4, 2007 by Avitable

Yesterday, someone found my blog by searching Google for the following phrase: “Is it safe to have your dog lick your vagina?” I fear that this poor soul didn’t find the answer she was looking for on my site, so … Continue reading →

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Fuckin’ Hump Day

Posted on Wednesday, April 11, 2007 by Avitable

So today, I have to do the following: Get up at 6 AM so that I can shower, jerk the gherkin, get dressed, and take the car to the dealership by 7 for the 60,000 mile maintenance and to get … Continue reading →

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1988 De-classified

Posted on Friday, March 9, 2007 by Avitable

Warning! If you are a family member or someone who knew me in elementary school, you don’t want to read this. Trust me. You do not want to read this. In fact, none of you probably want to read this. … Continue reading →

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