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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: mccain
Sarah Palin is a respectful individual
Sarah Palin, the great white vaginal hope for many women who celebrate good looks and winking over intelligence and ability, was criticized yesterday for being spotted wearing a hat upon which the name of Senator John McCain had been blacked … Continue reading
Why I like Sarah Palin
I don’t. However, a lot of people do. And I cannot understand it. I can understand what people see in John McCain – four years ago, if Bush hadn’t run or if he had run as an independent, I would … Continue reading
Posted in Politics
Tagged avitable, democrats, john mccain, mccain, palin, Politics, republicans, sarah palin
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Masterdebater. Haiku.
My next President Will focus on real life, not revel in his past. Disdainful comments Make you look bitter and old No hope or promise. Americans need hope that the future will change not more of the same.
To boob or not to boob
Forget abortion. Fuck the war in Iraq. Who cares about the 2nd Amendment? I want to vote for the candidate who decides to get rid of this Puritanical notion that Americans have that topless women are somehow indecent. Will McCain … Continue reading
Posted in Dirty talk
Tagged avitable, boobs, humor, mccain, nudity, obama, Politics, putting on my blinders
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