Tag Archives: metrosexual

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Metrosexual

Posted on Friday, March 25, 2011 by Avitable

I am the very model of a modern metrosexual I use lotion on my body that smells quite delectable My feet are pampered monthly by an old lady who is Asian And when it’s time to get a wax I … Continue reading →

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The Grooming of Avitable

Posted on Tuesday, February 22, 2011 by Avitable

For the past four years (as of today), I have been going to the barber every single week.  That’s 208 trips, almost always at 10 AM on Tuesday, where I get a shave and a trim every week, a haircut … Continue reading →

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Queer Eye for the Sunglassed Guy

Posted on Thursday, October 9, 2008 by Avitable

Are my new sunglasses gay? Direct link.

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Foot fetish

Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 by Avitable

Confused? Befuddled? Horrified? Concerned for the fate of my sexuality? Go find out how the hell this happened.

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