The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Metrosexual
I am the very model of a modern metrosexual I use lotion on my body that smells quite delectable My feet are pampered monthly by an old lady who is Asian And when it’s time to get a wax I … Continue reading
Posted in Writing
Tagged comedy, gilbert and sullivan, humor, metrosexual, parody, pastiche, pirates of penzance
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Queer Eye for the Sunglassed Guy
Are my new sunglasses gay? Direct link.
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, costa del mar, gay, metrosexual, queer eye, sunglasses, tortoiseshell, Vlog, youtube
68 Comments
Foot fetish
Confused? Befuddled? Horrified? Concerned for the fate of my sexuality? Go find out how the hell this happened.
Posted in I am not gay
Tagged avitable, britt, feet, foot, metrosexual, miss britt, nail-polish, pedicure
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