According to Wordpress, today is my 1500th post.

Since starting to blog in June 2004, I've written 589,763 words.
I've received 31,223 comments.
My commenters have written 1,105,343 words.

According to Typealyzer, my blog's Myers-Briggs personality type is

ISTP – The Mechanics

The independent and problem-solving type. They are especially attuned to the demands of the moment are masters of responding to challenges that arise spontaneously. They generally prefer to think things out for themselves and often avoid inter-personal conflicts.

The Mechanics enjoy working together with other independent and highly skilled people and often like seek fun and action both in their work and personal life. They enjoy adventure and risk such as in driving race cars or working as policemen and firefighters.

According to the Blog Readability Test, my blog's reading level is:

The Genderanalyzer says:

We think http://www.avitable.com is written by a woman (86%).

My blog is worth:

My blog is worth $121,376.10.
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If my blog was a movie, it would be:

I've made friends and enemies, bared my soul and various body parts, and joined a community of millions that, for the most part, celebrate the sharing of ideas and concepts across hundreds of racial, cultural, religious, and gender lines. And I know that I'm richer from the experience. Even if that fucking tool up there thinks I'm a woman.

In other Avita-news:

Tonight (that's Wednesday night for you Cleetuses out there) is a brand new installment of "Clearly, You're Retarded"!

Tonight's episode is entitled: Reader Participation: We Can Fix Your Life. We've been getting questions from readers that we are going to answer live on the air. You can still join in by submitting your question to me via email at adam (at) avitable (dot) com.

Then, just tune in tonight from 9 PM to 10 PM EST on Talkshoe. You can listen live online at Talkshoe.com, or download the Talkshoe application and you can chat and even call in!

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