Tag Archives: miss britt

The time that passes

Posted on Monday, January 17, 2011 by Avitable

Almost four years have passed.  Sometimes it feels like decades and sometimes it feels like seconds. There has been a lot of change.  We’ve matured and grown into different people.  There has been transition.  Loss. Gain.  These last four years … Continue reading →

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Adam At The Race (with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer)

Posted on Wednesday, April 7, 2010 by Avitable

Adam At The Race A Ballad of Altamonte Sung in the Year 2010 It was a cold Saturday morn when Adam talked to Britt, About work and life and other random bits of shit, Looking back now, he remembered the … Continue reading →

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The Princess and The Dragon

Posted on Sunday, January 17, 2010 by Avitable

Once upon a time, in a far off land, there was a steep mountain. And on the side of that mountain was a large, deep cave. Inside that cave lived a mean, vicious dragon. With big green scales and a … Continue reading →

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No, you pour some sugar on me.

Posted on Monday, August 17, 2009 by Avitable

Take $200 worth of booze. Mix with 250 pounds of sarcasm, boobs, and hair. Add a generous helping of salty language. Shake lightly. And then pour some sugar on it, and watch as Britt (on the left, orange dress) and … Continue reading →

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Bollywood Night

Posted on Saturday, July 18, 2009 by Avitable

Last night I went over to Faiqa and Tariq’s house and had a Bollywood night with Britt & Jared, Hilly, and James & Carolina. We were served real Indian food that was delicious (even if it was toned down for … Continue reading →

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Why you should buy Miss Britt a drink at #BlogHer

Posted on Monday, July 13, 2009 by Avitable

This is what happens after two drinks at Parliament House between Britt and Hilly: Why you should buy Britt a drink at BlogHer from Adam Avitable on Vimeo.

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We can fix your life

Posted on Wednesday, April 15, 2009 by Avitable

“Please, Britt,” I beg. “It will only last an hour.” “Not tonight,” she says bluntly. “I have a headache and I’m tired and I don’t feel like it.” “Fine, maybe I’ll just do it with myself or even ask Faiqa … Continue reading →

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What I learned this weekend

Posted on Monday, March 9, 2009 by Avitable

This past weekend, I moved into Britt’s house for a night. She and Jared went away all day Saturday and Sunday, and I stayed over to watch her kids. I was there for 31 hours, 56 minutes, and 44 seconds. … Continue reading →

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Turned off the sarcasm machine

Posted on Saturday, January 17, 2009 by Avitable

Last year, I explained how she was responsible for the decline of civilization. The year prior, I told you previously unknown factoids about our favorite blonde force of nature. This year, I’ll just be genuine. Happy birthday, Britt. We “met” … Continue reading →

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Red Erect

Posted on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 by Avitable

I’m not here. I’m guest posting over at Miss Britt’s. Don’t forget – hotels, raffles, T-shirts, and photos! C’mon, I’m counting on you!

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