Tag Archives: miss britt

Along came a spider

Posted on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 by Avitable

Before today’s post, just a few quick reminders: First, for only $7.00, you can win a chance for a roundtrip ticket to Orlando for the Halloween Party! And if you get your friends to sponsor you by buying tickets in … Continue reading →

Posted in CYR, General | Tagged avitable, britt, car, CYR, humor, miss britt, spiders, talkshoe | 56 Comments

New meaning to “Office Pool”

Posted on Tuesday, July 22, 2008 by Avitable

Direct link. And, in case you didn’t watch the video (shame on you), tomorrow’s topic on “Clearly You’re Retarded” will be abortion! Tune in at 9 PM EST on Talkshoe.

Posted in Vlog | Tagged avitable, CYR, miss britt, pool, underwater, Vlog, youtube | 49 Comments

Hot wax attack

Posted on Thursday, June 19, 2008 by Avitable

No, this is not a story about me getting my balls waxed. Someday, I promise. This is a story of two naive fools – I’ll call them Shmritt and Shmadam. They decided to go out to lunch one fine day, … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, car wash, convertible, danger, hot wax, humor, miss britt | 73 Comments

Pedophobe

Posted on Monday, June 9, 2008 by Avitable

It all started innocently enough, with my phone ringing. “Yes, Britt?” I answered. “Hey, I was just wondering, SNOORKGARSHHHHH,” she exhaled smoke while talking, “do you want to catch a movie this afternoon?” “Sure! That would be fun.” “So, yes? … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, children, humor, miss britt, movies | 64 Comments

My review of Indiana Jones

Posted on Saturday, May 24, 2008 by Avitable

Britt and I review the new Indiana Jones movie. No spoilers in the review, I promise. Here is the direct link.

Posted in Vlog | Tagged avitable, britt, funny, humor, indiana jones, kingdom of the crystal skull, miss britt, movie review, Vlog, youtube | 50 Comments

Well, fuck me sideways

Posted on Friday, May 2, 2008 by Avitable

It was yesterday. Around 11 AM. We’re sitting out on my porch and Britt is smoking (loudly, as usual). Me: “It’s too bad that we’re flying in on Saturday instead of Friday.” Britt: “I know! SHMMMACKPOOOOOFFFF! So many people are … Continue reading →

Posted in Bloggers | Tagged avitable, miss britt, smoking, tequilacon | 39 Comments

Foot fetish

Posted on Tuesday, April 22, 2008 by Avitable

Confused? Befuddled? Horrified? Concerned for the fate of my sexuality? Go find out how the hell this happened.

Posted in I am not gay | Tagged avitable, britt, feet, foot, metrosexual, miss britt, nail-polish, pedicure | 90 Comments

Misc Mon

Posted on Monday, March 3, 2008 by Avitable

FIRST: Don’t forget to go, before midnight EST tonight, and enter my contest for a chance to win an iPod Shuffle! Even if you’ve been certified as mentally retarded, you still have a chance at getting at least one guess … Continue reading →

Posted in General | Tagged avitable, Blogroll, britt, contest, contests, interview, interviewing, meme, miss britt, questions, RAP-Sheet, survey, The-RAP-Sheet | 38 Comments

Vlog Oldies

Posted on Saturday, February 9, 2008 by Avitable

Today I decided to go to the vault of the 35 whole vlogs I’ve done and bring out a classic. Here is a video post of Britt and I in July before she moved down here. We share 10 things … Continue reading →

Posted in Vlog | Tagged avitable, boobs, britt, miss britt, nudity, video, Vlog, youtube | 17 Comments

Hellcockshitwhore

Posted on Wednesday, February 6, 2008 by Avitable

There once was a man named Adam Heath He had most of his hair and all of his teeth Then he got a cold And his soul was sold To the devil so he cud fin’ly breef. Today is the … Continue reading →

Posted in Dirty talk | Tagged avitable, birthday, coal-miners-granddaughter, limerick, masturbation, miss britt | 30 Comments