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- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Tag Archives: miss britt
AvitaWeek 2008: A Message From Mother Avitable
I’m not supposed to be here today. Avitable asked his mom to write a post for him for his birthday. I think he was hoping he could capture some of the same magic I had on my birthday when my … Continue reading
History lesson
Ask anyone in their fifties. They’ll all tell you that the world is a different place than it was when they were growing up. There’s more violence, corruption is widespread, we all have the attention spans of microwaves, and people … Continue reading
Miss Elaine Eous
Bunch of random shit today: 1. The contest I asked you to guess which ads were real and which were fake. The correct answer is that all of them are, in fact, real. Even the Pakistan Airline one, the spanking … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged advertising, amazon, avitable, awards, birthday, britt, coal-miners-granddaughter, contest, contests, interview, marketing, miss britt, My Art, wishlist
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Is this fucking week over yet?
First, go see my guest post over at Tracy’s. You can also see the full image here. Secondly, go wish Britt’s son Devin a happy birthday! Thirdly, today is supposedly some blog crush day where you talk about your secret … Continue reading
Posted in I am not gay
Tagged avitable, blog-crush, britt, gay, gloria-gaynor, i-will-survive, kaply, miss britt, My Art, tracy-kaply
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Pinching off a vlog
In addition to the massive excess of video that made up last week’s vlog, there was a twenty minute period where I was on the phone, Britt was nosy with things on my desk, and we did absolutely nothing. So … Continue reading
This is how I remember it
Yesterday, Britt and I met with Heather from “Confessions of a Coal Miner’s Granddaughter” and her husband during lunch. This is exactly how I remember it. Click for a larger version.
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, avitatrivia, Bloggers, britt, coal-miners-granddaughter, miss britt, My Art
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Excruciating
Did you know that there is someone out there who made an instantaneous snap judgment, without any actual knowledge or forethought, that Britt and I have an inappropriate, hypersexual, alcohol-saturated other “friendship” that disrespects our spouses? Apparently, this mental midget … Continue reading
Full
Two consecutive Thanksgiving dinners on two consecutive days. I can barely think. My brain is full of turkey. Have a happy Saturday, and don’t forget to email me at my first name at my last name dot com with the … Continue reading
Pissunderstanding
Last night, I decided to call my little blonde (on the inside) alter-ego. I knew that, since it was after 8 PM, there was a chance that she had fallen asleep on the couch by then. Half of the time … Continue reading
Punch Men Syndrome
Let’s say I have this employee who is also a blogger. For the sake of anonymity, I’ll refer to this person as Shmitt*. Shmitt is suffering from severe PMS right now. How do I know? Simple: Shmitt enters the office. … Continue reading
