The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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The Love of a Mother
“Hi, Mom. I made it to Lexington safely.” “Okay, good. Thank you for calling.” “You know, I am 34 years old. Calling my mom every time I go out of town is a little ridiculous.” “Well, I think it’s nice. … Continue reading
Famous moms in history
1738: “If you don’t brush your teeth, Georgie, they’re going to rot right out of your head and then you’ll have to get wooden teeth. You don’t want splinters in your mouth every time you eat food, do you?” 1865: … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, comedy, history, humor, mom, moms, moms in history, mothers-day
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What I Learned From my Mother
In the interest of the upcoming Mother’s Day, I thought I’d illustrate one trait that I learned from my mother: my sense of humor.
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Tagged avitable, challenger, dark humor, humor, mom, mother, mothers-day
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AvitaWeek 2008: A Message From Mother Avitable
I’m not supposed to be here today. Avitable asked his mom to write a post for him for his birthday. I think he was hoping he could capture some of the same magic I had on my birthday when my … Continue reading








