Posts Tagged ‘moobs’

Carbs can be good for you

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

The recent anti-carb crusade that has taken the world by storm is close-minded and gastrophobic. Carbs can be good too!

One example? My friend Casey will be eating pancakes for charity. She will be pitted against local Indianapolis celebrities while she stuffs her face with evil carbohydrates drowned in delectable syrup and butter. And each competitor is raising money to benefit the St. Vincent de Paul Food Bank, which feeds over 3,000 families every week.

Do you have a few extra dollars in your Paypal account? Why not throw them her way and help feed a family?



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In other Avita-news:

I've only gotten two entries to the Moobs Contest. Women, you're disappointing me. Your husbands or boyfriends don't have to have actual bra-wearable moobs. Just snap a pic and send it in, and everybody can vote! You have until tomorrow.

Also, thanks to everyone who tuned in last night to "Clearly, You're Retarded." If you missed the show, you can go here to listen to it, along with all of our archived shows. You can also download the mp3 or find us on iTunes by searching the podcasts for "retarded".

America's Next Top Moob Contest

Monday, May 18th, 2009

A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: "I'm bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs."

While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men came through in spades, sending several photos of their naked breasts. And while each picture was in and of itself erotic and I was able to furiously masturbate to each of them in turn, I couldn't decide which was my favorite.

So I've decided to have a contest. Let's hold a blogosphere-wide contest to vote for the best moobs on the Internet. Women, send pictures of your husbands' or boyfriends' manmaries. Men, shoot your own brosts. Send the pictures to me via email [adam (at) avitable (dot) com] by Friday, May 22nd. I'll post the photos and let you vote for your favorite. The owner of the moobs with the most votes will win the title of the 2009 Best Moobs on the Interweb and the following free T-shirt:

What are you waiting for? Men, let those puppies breathe and send a photo in today!