Tag Archives: moobs

Look at boobs, raise money for breast cancer, and see what a gorilla’s shoulders look like

Posted on Wednesday, July 14, 2010 by Avitable

There’s this blogger named Lotus (yes, that’s her real name, give her a break, her parents were some type of fucking hippies or something) who loves boobs. More than men. She just loves ‘em. In fact, if she could marry … Continue reading →

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Carbs can be good for you

Posted on Thursday, May 21, 2009 by Avitable

The recent anti-carb crusade that has taken the world by storm is close-minded and gastrophobic. Carbs can be good too! One example? My friend Casey will be eating pancakes for charity. She will be pitted against local Indianapolis celebrities while … Continue reading →

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America’s Next Top Moob Contest

Posted on Monday, May 18, 2009 by Avitable

A few nights ago, I posted this tweet on Twitter: “I’m bored. Who wants to talk to me? Or call me. Or send me pictures of their boobs.” While the response from my female followers was severely disappointing, the men … Continue reading →

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