The recent anti-carb crusade that has taken the world by storm is close-minded and gastrophobic. Carbs can be good too!
One example? My friend Casey will be eating pancakes for charity. She will be pitted against local Indianapolis celebrities while she stuffs her face with evil carbohydrates drowned in delectable syrup and butter. And each competitor is raising money to benefit the St. Vincent de Paul Food Bank, which feeds over 3,000 families every week.
Do you have a few extra dollars in your Paypal account? Why not throw them her way and help feed a family?
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In other Avita-news:
I've only gotten two entries to the Moobs Contest. Women, you're disappointing me. Your husbands or boyfriends don't have to have actual bra-wearable moobs. Just snap a pic and send it in, and everybody can vote! You have until tomorrow.
Also, thanks to everyone who tuned in last night to "Clearly, You're Retarded." If you missed the show, you can go here to listen to it, along with all of our archived shows. You can also download the mp3 or find us on iTunes by searching the podcasts for "retarded".

