The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: morbid
My Interview with Andy Rooney
Andy Rooney, nonagenarian curmudgeon, died over the weekend at the age of 92. I sat down for a posthumous interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Rooney . . . AR: Please, call me Mr. Rooney. Me: I wanted to just … Continue reading
My interview with Amy Winehouse
Grammy-award winning crackhead Amy Winehouse was found dead today at the age of 27. I sat down with her post-demise: Me: Thank you for sitting down with me today. AW: No problem. I’m ‘appy t’ be ‘ere. Me: Also, congratulations … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged amy winehouse, celebrity, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, morbid, rehab
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My Interview with Osama bin Laden
Unless you’ve been living under a rock, or hiding in a cave in Afghanistan, you’re aware that Osama bin Laden has been confirmed dead at the hands of American forces as of May 2nd, 2011. I had to pull some … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, dark comedy, humor, interviews, morbid, osama bin laden
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My Interview With Elizabeth Taylor
Elizabeth Taylor, actress and bride to many, died yesterday at the age of 79. As usual, I had the chance to interview her: Me: Thank you for taking the time to speak with me, Ms. Taylor. ET: Please, dear, call … Continue reading
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Tagged celebrity, comedy, death, elizabeth taylor, humor, interview, liz taylor, morbid
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In honor of the 25-year anniversary of the Challenger explosion . . .
Yesterday was the 25th anniversary of the Challenger disaster. I had just turned 9 years old two days prior and watched the explosion happen on TV in school. I remember not understanding what happened, and my teacher turning off the … Continue reading
My Interview with Jack LaLanne
Jack LaLanne, the fitness guru, died at his home on Sunday at the age of 96. I sat down with him after his death and interviewed him. Me: Thank you for speaking with me, Mr. LaLanne. JL: Plmrph krmble grunph. … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged comedy, dark humor, exercise, fitness, humor, jack lalanne, morbid, twinkies
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That boy don’t look right.
Before I get into today’s post, I wanted to mention that today is the birthday of a good friend who is one of the sweetest people I know. Happy birthday, Angella! Okay, now onto the post . . . You … Continue reading
Posted in I am evil
Tagged angella dykstra, birthday, comedy, cute, evil, gifford, humor, jared loughner, loughner, morbid
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My Interview with Leslie Nielsen
Leslie Nielsen, best known for his comedic roles in Airplane! and the Naked Gun movies, died at the age of 84 on Sunday. I sat down to interview him shortly after his passing: Me: Mr. Nielsen, thank you for meeting … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged airplane, celebrities, celebrity interview, comedy, humor, interviews, leslie nielsen, morbid, naked gun, quotes
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My thoughts on death; also, RIP Scott Campbell
A man I knew died yesterday. I can’t say that I liked him very much, or even that I knew him at all. Scott Campbell was a biology teacher at my high school and I never gave him much thought … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged dark, death, dwayne scott campbell, eulogy, morbid, rip, scott campbell
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My interview with Bob Guccione
Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse, died last week at the age of 79. I had a posthumous chat with the porn magnate. Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Guccione. BG: No problem! Anything to please a male fan … Continue reading
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Tagged bob guccione, celebrity, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, humor, morbid, penthouse, penthouse letters
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