The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: morbid
My interview with Bob Guccione
Bob Guccione, founder of Penthouse, died last week at the age of 79. I had a posthumous chat with the porn magnate. Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Guccione. BG: No problem! Anything to please a male fan … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged bob guccione, celebrity, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, humor, morbid, penthouse, penthouse letters
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My interview with Tony Curtis
Yesterday, film legend Tony Curtis died at the age of 85. I sat down with him for a brief chat: Me: Mr. Curtis, thank you for taking the time to meet with me. TC: You should be happy – I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, dead celebrity, greg giraldo, humor, interviews, morbid, tony curtis
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Never forget . . .
Posted in I am evil, My Art
Tagged 9/11, christmas, comedy, dark, humor, morbid, nine eleven
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My Interview with Gary Coleman
Diminutive actor Gary Coleman died yesterday at the age of 42. I sat down with the surly star for a posthumuous chinwag: Me: Thank you for taking the time, Mr. Coleman. GC: Please, call me Gary. And you’re welcome. I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark humor, gary coleman, humor, interview, morbid
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Me and the good Doctor King
In honor of MLK Day, I’m rerunning last year’s interview with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.: Me: Thanks for agreeing to speak with me. MLK: It’s my pleasure to have another chance to share my message of peace with the … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid
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My interview with Brittany Murphy
The actress Brittany Murphy, known for “Clueless” and as the voice of Luanne on “King of the Hill”, died Sunday at the age of 32. Shortly after her passing, I was invited to interview her: Me: I’m sorry that I’m … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged brittany murphy, celebrity interviews, comedy, dark, humor, interviews, morbid
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My interview with Oral Roberts
On Tuesday, Oral Roberts died at the age of 91. Today, I was granted an exclusive interview with him: Me: So, Mr. Roberts, you’re finally on your way to meet your maker. Are you excited? OR: Why yes, young man, … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, celebrity interviews, christianity, dark humor, humor, interviews, morbid, oral roberts
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The methodology of consolation
I stood next to his body with my hand on the back of a woman I’d only met once before. I didn’t even know her first name. I just knew her as his mother. There’s no way to do that … Continue reading
My interview with Walter Cronkite
Walter Cronkite, one of the most respected journalists of our time, died on Friday night at the age of 92. I spoke with him posthumously on Sunday: Me: Thank you for speaking with me, Walter. WC: Young man, it is … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged anchor, anchorman, avitable, birthday, celebrity, comedy, cronkite, dark humor, dead, humor, interview, interviewing, interviews, lesombre, morbid, parody, walter cronkite
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Avitaweek 2009: Martin Loser King
As you might have noticed from the header (if not, reload the page), this is AvitaWeek 2009! My birthday is on Monday, January 26th, and I plan on being shameless in my celebration over the next seven days, by brazenly … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews, AvitaWeek
Tagged avitable, AvitaWeek, birthday, comedy, humor, interview, martin-luther-king, mlk, morbid, Politics, reverend king
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