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Tag Archives: movie critic
My review of Jackass 3D and other things
Yesterday I watched the recent opus from Johnny Knoxville and crew, Jackass 3D. I’ve seen all the previous iterations of this group, from some of their CKY videos to the TV show (and Wild Boyz and Viva La Bam!) to … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, finn, jackass, loukia, movie, movie critic, review, shauna glenn, zazzle
26 Comments
My review of Edge of Darkness (Spoiler Free)
Last night, I went to see “Edge of Darkness”, Mel Gibson’s first movie in eight years. I know many people who won’t go watch him because of his drunken anti-Semitic tirade a few years ago, but I watch movies to … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, edge of darkness, mel gibson, movie critic, movie review, movies, review
35 Comments
My review of Sherlock Holmes
I’m a fan of Sherlock Holmes. I’ve read every story written by A. Conan Doyle, and as a kid, would look up each word I didn’t understand in the dictionary until I had reread the stories over and over again. … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged guy ritchie, jude law, movie, movie critic, movie review, robert downey jr, sherlock holmes
13 Comments
My review of Avatar (Spoiler Free)
Avatar is James Cameron’s opus. He’s been working on it for the last fifteen years, a fact that is certain to raise most people’s expectations to impossible-to-meet standards. Without going into details, the film focuses on a future where the … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avatar, cameron, critic, james cameron, movie critic, movie reviews, movies, na'vi
22 Comments
My review of Fantastic Mr. Fox (spoiler free)
Who knew that two of my favorite movies from 2009 would be purportedly created for children by auteur directors? Spike Jonze’s “Where The Wild Things Are” and Wes Anderson’s “Fantastic Mr. Fox” are based on children’s books but have appeal … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, critique, fantastic mr fox, movie, movie critic, movie reviews, reviews, roald dahl
15 Comments
My review of Bruno (spoiler-free)
Do you think people suck? Do you already have a pessimistic outlook on how low humanity has sunk? Do you know that there are people in the world who have no morals and should probably just be buried in a … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, borat, bruno, critique, movie, movie critic, movie review, movies
66 Comments
My review of Drag Me To Hell (Spoiler Free)
A long time ago in a B-movie world far, far away, a man named Sam Raimi made a trilogy of movies: Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness. They got increasingly funnier and they were cheesy, cornball horror … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, critic, critique, horror, movie critic, movie review, movies, sam raimi
18 Comments
The stupidity of random anger
Does anyone else go to a movie, enjoy said movie, and then subsequently read movie reviews for that movie and get angry at the critics who give bad movie reviews of the movie that you just enjoyed? What kind of … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, brad pitt, cate blanchett, critic, curious case of benjamin button, jay sherman, movie critic, movie review, rotten tomatoes
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