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Tag Archives: movie review
My review of “The Town”
In my video I say that there are spoilers, but there really aren’t. I don’t tell the ending or anything that you haven’t seen in the previews. Note to self: don’t do video movie reviews at 2 AM after a … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged ben affleck, blake lively, critic, critique, film, jeremy renner, jon hamm, movie critique, movie review, pete postelthwaite, the town
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My review of Iron Man 2 (No Spoilers)
Iron Man 2, quite obviously the sequel to Sherlock Holmes, is fun, smart, and fast paced. Robert Downey, Jr., plays the titular character and his alter-ego, Tony Stark, with the same aplomb and swagger, tinged with a bit of newly … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, iron man, jon favreau, movie, movie review, tony stark
31 Comments
My review of Kick Ass (No Spoilers)
The movie “Kick Ass” is a darkly comedic violent look at what would happen if someone with no skills and no superpowers put on a costume and tried to fight crime. It’s directed by the excellent director behind “Layer Cake”, … Continue reading
My review of Alice in Wonderland (Spoiler Free)
I’m not sure what to say about this movie. I’ll start with the visuals. It was beautiful. A perfect Tim Burton world, realized down to every little detail. I could watch full scenes without paying attention to the dialogue and … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged alice in wonderland, critic, movie, movie critique, movie review, tim burton
21 Comments
My review of Edge of Darkness (Spoiler Free)
Last night, I went to see “Edge of Darkness”, Mel Gibson’s first movie in eight years. I know many people who won’t go watch him because of his drunken anti-Semitic tirade a few years ago, but I watch movies to … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, edge of darkness, mel gibson, movie critic, movie review, movies, review
35 Comments
My review of Sherlock Holmes
I’m a fan of Sherlock Holmes. I’ve read every story written by A. Conan Doyle, and as a kid, would look up each word I didn’t understand in the dictionary until I had reread the stories over and over again. … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged guy ritchie, jude law, movie, movie critic, movie review, robert downey jr, sherlock holmes
13 Comments
My Review of Surrogates
Surrogates is a movie that takes place in a not-too-distant future where all interaction between humans is done through surrogate robots. From the safety of your home, you control a body that sees, hears, smells, tastes, and feels for you, … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged bruce willis, critic, critique, movie, movie review, movies, reviews, surrogates
29 Comments
My review of The Time Traveler’s Wife (Spoiler Free)
Make no mistake about this film. It is a chick flick. It’s a love story with science fiction elements. It’s like if you took Steel Magnolias and made Julia Roberts’s character a cyborg with laser beam eyes. Yeah, it’s fucking … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, critics, eric bana, movie, movie critics, movie review, reviews, the time traveler's wife, time traveler's wife, tyler perry
72 Comments
My review of Bruno (spoiler-free)
Do you think people suck? Do you already have a pessimistic outlook on how low humanity has sunk? Do you know that there are people in the world who have no morals and should probably just be buried in a … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, borat, bruno, critique, movie, movie critic, movie review, movies
66 Comments
My review of Drag Me To Hell (Spoiler Free)
A long time ago in a B-movie world far, far away, a man named Sam Raimi made a trilogy of movies: Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness. They got increasingly funnier and they were cheesy, cornball horror … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, critic, critique, horror, movie critic, movie review, movies, sam raimi
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