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- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
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- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
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Tag Archives: movie review
My review of Terminator: Salvation (Spoiler Free)
If only previews were representative of the actual movie for which it’s advertising, I would be one ecstatic movie watcher. So many movies would be hilariously funny with awesome action scenes, great emotional gravitas, and amazing soundtracks. Alas, this is … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, christian bale, critic, critique, film, mcg, movie, movie review, terminator, terminator: salvation
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My review of Star Trek
Before I start my review, let me offer congratulations to Sarcastica, who just gave birth to a baby boy named Nolan last night. Even though you didn’t name him Adam, which is an awesome name, or Avitable, which is an … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged advance screening, chris pine, critic, critique, free screening, jj abrams, kirk, leonard nimoy, movie, movie review, spock, star trek, trekkies, zachary quinto
29 Comments
Movie Review: Sour Milk
Sunday night I got talked into watching Milk by my persuasive wife. I know it got good reviews and the previews looked interesting, and I originally planned on seeing it in theaters. I have this syndrome that I call Lazy … Continue reading
The stupidity of random anger
Does anyone else go to a movie, enjoy said movie, and then subsequently read movie reviews for that movie and get angry at the critics who give bad movie reviews of the movie that you just enjoyed? What kind of … Continue reading
Posted in Rants
Tagged avitable, brad pitt, cate blanchett, critic, curious case of benjamin button, jay sherman, movie critic, movie review, rotten tomatoes
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My Dear John Letter
Dear Happy Madison Productions, This will be the hardest letter I’ve ever written. I have wrestled with this for a long time, but recent events have finally given me the strength to move on with my life. I may have … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff, Uncategorized
Tagged adam sandler, avitable, break-up, dear john, happy madison, humor, movie review, zohan
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My review of Indiana Jones
Britt and I review the new Indiana Jones movie. No spoilers in the review, I promise. Here is the direct link.
Posted in Vlog
Tagged avitable, britt, funny, humor, indiana jones, kingdom of the crystal skull, miss britt, movie review, Vlog, youtube
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