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- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
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- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
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- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: movies
2011 Listgasm: Top Movies of 2011
A week rarely goes by that I don’t go to the movies. I love the theater experience, and no HD theater at home can ever rival it. At home, my DVR is full of shows that I record and watch … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged 2011 listgasm, film, movies, movies of 2011, top movies, top ten lists
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31 Movies
This was something I got tagged with on Facebook. It’s supposed to be a daily meme, but I’m not writing 31 fucking posts about movie titles. Before I get started, thanks to everyone who joined us for the second episode … Continue reading
Please for the love of all that is holy, do NOT go see Gnomeo & Juliet
On Friday, a movie called “Gnomeo and Juliet” will be entering theaters. It is, as the dumbest of you probably figured out, a re-imagining of Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet, involving garden gnomes that come to life when humans aren’t looking. … Continue reading
Posted in CYR, Rants
Tagged comedy, cyr, gnomeo and juliet, humor, movies, radio, talkshoe
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If US TV shows were relaunched in other cultures
Last week, I was watching “Being Human”, which is a US relaunch of a (reportedly superior) UK show. With the exception of “The Office”, I’ve preferred the UK originals of shows like “Life on Mars” and “Kitchen Nightmares”, and I’m … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged comedy, humor, movies, parody, satire, stereotypes, television
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Less ambitious movies
Two nights ago, there was a meme running on Twitter called #LessAmbitiousMovies, listing movies that are, obviously, less ambitious than already existing movies. I joined in briefly, but decided that I’d rather just create a post with several ideas rather … Continue reading
Movies I’d skip based on the title alone
I saw “Morning Glory” this weekend and while it was a bit lacking in substance, it was a fun movie, and Rachel McAdams can really do no wrong in my book. Plus, Harrison Ford was actually acting again! I was … Continue reading
Unnecessary sequels
Sequels are both a blessing and a curse. Many times, they provide us more of the characters and story that we enjoyed in the original movie. Unfortunately, they don’t always seem to have the same effort, technique, and personal investment, … Continue reading
The movies that make me cry like a little baby.
Over at MamaPop, The Palinode wrote a post discussing the top ten movies that made men cry. Most of them were movies that I’d never seen, like “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”, “The Iron Giant” (and don’t recommend I … Continue reading
On cunnilingus . . . among other things
Monday is for bullets: The other night I had an idea for a funny riff about oral sex. From my own informal knowledge, I knew a few women who disliked receiving oral sex, and I formed a theory. It’s all … Continue reading
My review of Kick Ass (No Spoilers)
The movie “Kick Ass” is a darkly comedic violent look at what would happen if someone with no skills and no superpowers put on a costume and tried to fight crime. It’s directed by the excellent director behind “Layer Cake”, … Continue reading








