The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: movies
I love it when a plan comes together
God help me, I know I shouldn’t get my hopes up, but the new A-team movie looks like a lot of fun.
My review of Edge of Darkness (Spoiler Free)
Last night, I went to see “Edge of Darkness”, Mel Gibson’s first movie in eight years. I know many people who won’t go watch him because of his drunken anti-Semitic tirade a few years ago, but I watch movies to … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged critic, edge of darkness, mel gibson, movie critic, movie review, movies, review
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The Oscar categories you don’t know about
As you probably know, the Oscar nominations were announced yesterday, and there were a few pleasant additions, like Inglourious Basterds and District 9. With the Academy changing the rules and having 10 nominees for Best Picture, it seems like the … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged academy awards, categories, humor, movies, nominations, oscars
22 Comments
My review of Avatar (Spoiler Free)
Avatar is James Cameron’s opus. He’s been working on it for the last fifteen years, a fact that is certain to raise most people’s expectations to impossible-to-meet standards. Without going into details, the film focuses on a future where the … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avatar, cameron, critic, james cameron, movie critic, movie reviews, movies, na'vi
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How to beat zombies
Last night, I watched Zombieland, a hysterical zombie film and love story that now ranks up there with Shaun of the Dead as one of my favorite takes on the genre. And just like when I watch porn, I left … Continue reading
My Review of Surrogates
Surrogates is a movie that takes place in a not-too-distant future where all interaction between humans is done through surrogate robots. From the safety of your home, you control a body that sees, hears, smells, tastes, and feels for you, … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged bruce willis, critic, critique, movie, movie review, movies, reviews, surrogates
29 Comments
Top Ten Movie Characters
Single Parent Dad wrote two posts detailing his top ten movie characters and, knowing that I need blog fodder constantly, tagged me to list my own. Without further ado (and in no particular order of preference): Name: FERRIS BUELLER (played … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged actors, characters, entertainment, halloween, invaded, movies, party, top-ten
87 Comments
The shallow movie critic II
Back in June, I did the first “shallow movie critic” post. The premise is simple: Who says you can’t judge a book by its cover? I’ll demonstrate the fallacy of that statement by writing completely accurate movie synopses based solely … Continue reading
Posted in Partay, TV and Movies
Tagged comedy, critic, criticism, halloween, humor, movie posters, movies, party, synopsis, zazzle
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Bollywood Night
Last night I went over to Faiqa and Tariq’s house and had a Bollywood night with Britt & Jared, Hilly, and James & Carolina. We were served real Indian food that was delicious (even if it was toned down for … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, bollywood, britt, faiqa, fun, hilly, humor, miss britt, movies, om shanti om
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