The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: movies
Bollywood Night
Last night I went over to Faiqa and Tariq’s house and had a Bollywood night with Britt & Jared, Hilly, and James & Carolina. We were served real Indian food that was delicious (even if it was toned down for … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, bollywood, britt, faiqa, fun, hilly, humor, miss britt, movies, om shanti om
56 Comments
My review of Bruno (spoiler-free)
Do you think people suck? Do you already have a pessimistic outlook on how low humanity has sunk? Do you know that there are people in the world who have no morals and should probably just be buried in a … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, borat, bruno, critique, movie, movie critic, movie review, movies
66 Comments
The shallow movie critic
Who says you can’t judge a book by its cover? I’ll demonstrate the fallacy of that statement by writing completely accurate movie synopses based solely on the images on the poster. This guy works for his dad’s boating supply store … Continue reading
My review of Drag Me To Hell (Spoiler Free)
A long time ago in a B-movie world far, far away, a man named Sam Raimi made a trilogy of movies: Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, and Army of Darkness. They got increasingly funnier and they were cheesy, cornball horror … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged avitable, critic, critique, horror, movie critic, movie review, movies, sam raimi
18 Comments
Avitable’s top 10 movies of 2008
A lot of people like to do lists during this time of year, and I am always one to blindly follow the crowd. I don’t really care about my top ten posts or top ten bowel movements or top ten … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged 2008, avitable, dvds, dvds of 2008, movies, movies of 2008, top ten movies, top-10, top-ten
41 Comments
Has anybody seen?
I got caught up on some TV and movies this week. Movies: The Strangers (Liv Tyler, Scott Speedman): Started off very intense. The first hour was very stressful to watch, but then the last half hour ended up being rather … Continue reading
Will Smith is Captain America
I’ve been reading a lot of discussion in the comics world about a casting rumor for Marvel Films’ new Captain America film. Allegedly, they’re considering Will Smith in the role. The comic geeks have their manties in a bunch, but … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, captain america, marvel, movies, steve rogers, will smith
66 Comments
Lazy Sunday 50
Welcome to the 50th and final edition of Lazy Sunday! I’ve been enjoying doing these contests but the time and effort involved writing them every Saturday started to seem reversely proportional to the number of people who entered. It also … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more
Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, ipod, ipod touch, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
31 Comments
Lazy Sunday XLIX
Welcome to the penultimate 49th Edition of Lazy Sunday! I don’t know if I’m just making these too hard or if everybody’s just really hungover on Sundays recently, but the results were pretty miserable – skip to the end of … Continue reading
Posted in Memes and more, Serious stuff
Tagged amazon.com, avitable, contest, fun, ipod, ipod touch, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, prizes, surveys
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