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30 Days of Truth Day 13: A band that has gotten me through tough times.
This is Day 13 of the 30 Days of Truth series. (Day 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12). What is a band that has gotten me through some tough times? I’m not really … Continue reading
Soothing the savage nutsack
After spending the last two days listening to Ke$ha’s new album on repeat, I decided to see what my music says about me. I dusted off this old meme and gave it another shot. It’s Musical Magic 8 Ball: Put … Continue reading
How Ke$ha applies in an Avitable world.
For the past week, my cousin* Leah has been in town from Hawaii by way of Rhode Island, and I’ve been going out more and staying up later than I probably should have been. After dropping her off at the … Continue reading
Music that just doesn’t do it for me
I’m not a music person. There have been very few bands that have affected me on a deeply personal level (Nine Inch Nails, U2 and Sinead O’Connor being a few of them), and the bizarre musical tastes of my parents … Continue reading
I need your music suggestions.
I love to work with music blasting. And while sometimes that means classical, it usually means dancy, upbeat, poppy stuff that has bass. The problem is, I feel like I’ve been repeating the same songs over and over and it’s … Continue reading
My new band
I’ve done this before, but it’s always fun. 1. Go to the “Random Article” link on Wikipedia. Write down the title of the article. This is the name of your band. 2. Go to “Random Quotations” and the last four … Continue reading
Soundtrack of my life
Three years ago, I did this little music meme, and I thought it would be interesting to see what’s changed with my music tastes since then. Here are the rules: 1. Open your music library (iPod, iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, … Continue reading
If I was a country music star
I get a little obsessive about music. When I find a band or song that I enjoy, I’ll listen to it over and over again. And over. And over. Until I manage to work it out of my system. Right … Continue reading
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Tagged carrie-underwood, country, country-western, humor, music, taylor swift
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Avitable’s guide to becoming a rap star
I was reading about 19-year old Soulja Boy’s recent arrest and started thinking about all of the young men out there who probably want to become a famous rap artist. In the interest of helping the community and world at … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Gives Advice
Tagged comedy, humor, music, rap, rap artist, soulja boy
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The music that soothes my soul
A certain whore and I were talking about music. She was explaining how lyrics and songs resonate and speak for her, and how it’s awesome and how she doesn’t think I understand it, because every song I mentioned that resonated … Continue reading








