The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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A breakdown of people who follow @LadyGaGa on Twitter
According to CNN, Lady GaGa is now the celebrity with the most followers on Twitter, with 5,720,931 followers as of yesterday morning. I thought I’d take a scientific look at the types of people who follow the bizarre performance artist: … Continue reading
This Friday the thirteenth day
This Friday the thirteenth day I missed the ladder in my way I stepped away onto a crack And crossed paths with a cat so black I knocked but twice on a piece of wood Didn’t throw the salt like … Continue reading
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Tagged antigonish, friday the thirteenth, hughes mearns, My Art, paraskevidekatriaphobia, poem, poetry
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The Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, The internet sent to me A brand new Nintendo Wii! On the second day of Christmas, The internet sent to me Two swine flu shots, And a brand new Nintendo Wii! On the third … Continue reading
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Tagged 12 days of christmas, christmas, commercialism, drawing, holidays, humor, My Art
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