Tag Archives: My Art

The Mixed-Up Files of Ms. Poppy E. Cede

Today is the 35th birthday of the quirky, funny, amazing, lovely Poppy, and in her honor, here is a little quiz. Has Poppy ever . . . 1. Had a threesome with two gay men? 2. Vandalized a church statue … Continue reading

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What I think today will be like at #BlogHer

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Sunday Becky Sunday

Today is the birthday of someone who I swear literally has rainbows shooting out of her ass. She’s perpetually cheery, lets issues run down her back like water, has the largest natural boobs I think I’ve ever seen, and devours … Continue reading

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If I was on TV

Also, today is a friend’s birthday. She turns some horribly old age and will probably celebrate it by bathing until she’s pruny and trying not to smoke while she bakes awesome cupcakes and dotes on her sons. Give her good … Continue reading

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Nesting Dolls

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Where I’ll be Sunday morning

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Hate me

You may hate me, because this? This is my commute. ****************** In other Avita-news: Tonight (that’s Wednesday night for you maroons out there) is a brand new installment of “Clearly, You’re Retarded”! Tonight’s episode is all about friendship. What makes … Continue reading

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It’s Santastic!

Merry Christmas, everybody.

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Calling all Indian and Middle Eastern stereotypes

Sunday night, Amy and I went to dinner, along with Miss Britt, Mister Britt, and the Brittlings, to the lovely home of Faiqa and her husband Tariq (and their daughter). As you can imagine, dining at the household of a … Continue reading

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Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?

Click for larger: Happy anniversary, sweetie!

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