The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: My Art
Is the 7th anniversary the dildo anniversary?
Click for larger: Happy anniversary, sweetie!
Posted in Love and marriage, My Art
Tagged anniversary, avitable, love, marriage, My Art, seven year itch, wedding
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Ah, Saturday
Don’t forget – today is your last day to buy raffle tickets to win a T-shirt or a free ticket to Orlando! Go to http://www.avitable.com/neverwas for more details and to buy your last-minute tickets.
I’m not here. I’ve died. From exploding.
Please tell the police that the number one suspect in my exploding death is Texas de Brazil.
Bang! Boom! Blah!
(click for larger) Have a safe and happy Fourth of July!
Fuck Cancer
Many of you probably know Lisa from Clusterfook. She’s a brave soul who is currently fighting cancer for the third time, and today she goes in for chemotherapy. I’m guest posting for her today, and I’d love it if you’d … Continue reading
Illusions of Grandeur
I heard somebody say “illusions of grandeur” instead of “delusions” and it just stuck in my head.
Birthdaystravaganzapaloozapolis
(click me to see larger) Since I was busy yesterday solving the country’s problem of ingrained racism, I neglected several birthdays, so a drawing was in order. Belated happy birthday wishes to Sybil, BlondeBlogger, and Grant! You’re all really fucking … Continue reading
Posted in My Art
Tagged avitable, birthday, blonde blogger, drawing, grant, My Art, sybil law
31 Comments
Merciful Minerva
Thinking about yesterday’s post, I realized that I need to be a superhero. First of all, I’ve already got the alliterative name. In the tradition of Peter Parker, Clark Kent, Wally West, John Jones, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Lori Lemaris, … Continue reading






