The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Whitney Houston
- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Lazy Sunday XXXI
Don’t forget to keep reading after the contest to see the answers and winner from last week! It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today’s prize is a Logitech QuickCam Communicate STX! Everyone has a chance at … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, contest, fun, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie-quotes, movies, myspace, surveys, webcam
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Lazy Sunday XXX
It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and today’s prize is the winner’s choice of No Country for Old Men, Hitman, or Bee Movie! Just like last week, everyone has a chance at winning, so don’t be shy! … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, contest, contests, dvd, giveaway, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, movie, movie-quotes, music-lyrics, myspace, television
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Lazy Sunday XXXIX
It’s time for another Lazy Sunday and another contest, and once again the prize is an iPod Shuffle! I’m going to do it a little differently this time, though. I think last week required a bit too much effort for … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, contest, contests, ipod, ipod-shuffle, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace
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Lazy Sunday XXVII
Today’s Lazy Sunday is going to be a bit different. Typically, I work in a few pop culture references. Some are obscure, some are not. For example, last week, one of my answers was “They’ve gone plaid”, which was clearly … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, contest, contests, ipod, ipod-shuffle, kapgar, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XXVII
Thanks to Poppy: 1. Are you taller than your best friend? Only when erect. 2. Do you have a favorite type of pen? Pig. 3. Look at your planner; what were your plans for January 15th? Anal bleaching. 4. What … Continue reading
Lazy Sunday XXVII
Thanks to Sheila: 1. If your doctor told you TODAY that you were pregnant, what would you say? Thank God! We’ve been trying so hard and measuring the length and stickiness of my vaginal secretions for months. 2. Do you … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, stupidity, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XXVI
1. Do you have any pets? Why? Yes. Because owning pygmy savages would get Angelina Jolie all up in arms. 2. Have you ever eaten sushi? Did you know that sushi is Japanese for “rubbery and fishy smelling, like a … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace
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Lazy Sunday XXIV
Stolen from Steve’s Nude Memphis Blog: 1. Have you ever kissed someone 16 or older? Yes. I’ve also licked someone who was 48 and homeless. 2. Have you ever kissed someone whose name starts with an A? I think her … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XXIII
Where did you kiss the last person you kissed the very first time you kissed them? On their lips. What’s the greatest thing that happened to you today? My cheeseburger had an extra slice of bacon on it. How many … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, comedy, humor, lazy-blogging, meme, memes, myspace, surveys
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Lazy Sunday XXII
Thanks to Crazy Lady in Vegas: 1. What bill do you hate paying the most? The child support for my other family in Costa Rica. 2. Where was the last place you had a romantic dinner? Afghanistan, 1979. 3. Last … Continue reading






