Posts Tagged ‘nasa’

Moon water

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

With the recent discovery of significant water on the moon, NASA has redoubled their astronomical pursuits. I have secured a list of the other complex elements that NASA hopes to find on other planetary bodies:

Moon: Water
Mercury: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Venus: Mercury
Mars: Nougat
Jupiter: Roofies
Saturn: Summer's Eve
Uranus: Hidden Valley Ranch
Neptune: Cotton Candy

And this doesn't even cover their covert desire to discover a cache of Diet Coke with Lime on Saturn's moon of Titan or that cream that's inside Twinkies on Halley's comet.

This new trend of space discovery also reminds me of the Old Negro Space Program:

The science of naming planets

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

According to CNN, 32 planets have been discovered outside Earth's solar system.

With ridiculous names like Mars, Jupiter, and Uranus, it's obvious that scientists know dick-all about how to name things in any type of compelling way. I'd like to offer my services, and here are the 32 names that I suggest:

  1. Giantkiller
  2. Napoleon
  3. Royale With Cheese
  4. The Freshmaker
  5. Black Power
  6. Thundercats
  7. Mr. Brown
  8. Spaceballs the Planet
  9. Ninjas
  10. Mike Hunt
  11. Death by Chocolate
  12. Kardashian
  13. Awesome Planet Awesome of the World of Awesomeness
  14. 42
  15. Cunty
  16. Mimekiller
  17. Jason Bourne
  18. Mogo
  19. Snap
  20. Max Power
  21. Avitable
  22. Elm Street the Planet
  23. Fitty Cent
  24. Death Star
  25. Krypton
  26. World of Fish
  27. Crackle
  28. Burt Reynolds
  29. Boner
  30. Avril
  31. Gravitas
  32. Wolfcastle

What would you name a planet if you could name it anything?