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Moon water

Sunday, November 15th, 2009

With the recent discovery of significant water on the moon, NASA has redoubled their astronomical pursuits. I have secured a list of the other complex elements that NASA hopes to find on other planetary bodies:

Moon: Water
Mercury: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
Venus: Mercury
Mars: Nougat
Jupiter: Roofies
Saturn: Summer's Eve
Uranus: Hidden Valley Ranch
Neptune: Cotton Candy

And this doesn't even cover their covert desire to discover a cache of Diet Coke with Lime on Saturn's moon of Titan or that cream that's inside Twinkies on Halley's comet.

This new trend of space discovery also reminds me of the Old Negro Space Program: