The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: native-born
One Old Ass MotherFaiqa
Did you know that Faiqa and I went to high school together? Yup. She and I both graduated from Spruce Creek High School’s International Baccalaureate program. She is from the class of ’93 and I’m from the class of ’94. … Continue reading
Friends of Avitable I: Faiqa
The first FOA goes to none other than the amazing Faiqa. Her blog, Native Born, is always entertaining and thought provoking. Her perspective is always well conceived and if you can read her blog without feeling your brain cells growing, … Continue reading
What a Faiqa wants, a Faiqa gets
Today is the birthday of the vibrant, amazing, generous, intelligent, nuanced, and attractive Faiqa Khan. I’m not sure how old she is, but I’ll just guess. Happy 40th birthday, Faiqa! I was having a hard time thinking of what I … Continue reading
Super Happy Special Announcement
Tonight there is a brand-new installment of “Clearly, You’re Retarded” with a twist! Britt isn’t able to do the show tonight, so instead, I have a super special guest host, Faiqa! Faiqa is willingly stepping into Britt’s shoes for the … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, children, CYR, faiqa, native-born, parents, spanking, talkshoe
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The Baddest Muthafaiqa Around
There once was a chick named Faiqa, It’s very hard not to immediately lika, She’s smart and sassy And snooty and classy And would have preferred this to be a haika It’s very unusual for a blogger to show up … Continue reading
Posted in Bloggers
Tagged avitable, birthday, comedy, faiqa, happy birthday, humor, native-born
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