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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: neverwas
Bullets, bracelets and breastesses
As you know, a Wonder Woman film is currently in production. The biggest difficulty is, of course, finding the actress to play the titular character. Search no more, Hollywood, because I have found her, and her name is Sybil Law! … Continue reading
The moment none of you have been waiting for
During the Halloween party, we had one room that was turned into a photo studio and took professional photos of almost every guest (except for the few who never meandered into the studio) in their costumes. I thought since most … Continue reading
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Tagged avitable, CYR, halloween, internet addiction, neverwas, Photos
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I’m an idiot
For some reason I promised my wife that the house would be completely back to normal, with all Halloween decorations in the attic, by the time she gets back from her business trip this Saturday morning. Guess how much undecorating … Continue reading
Amber Alert: Missing Children
Many of you were wondering why I kept pestering each of you for photos of yourself as a child. As part of our theme of an old abandoned carnival, the concept was designed around the idea that the reason the … Continue reading
Props
Click to embiggen: In other Avita-news: The award-winning (in our minds) show “Clearly, You’re Retarded” is back! We continue our trend of discussing light-hearted topics that are insubstantial with a look at Safe Haven laws. Should you be able to … Continue reading
Avitaween 2008, part 1
Saturday night, I had a little soiree. You might have heard about it. There was nudity, vomiting, crossdressing, more vomiting, horrible screeching sounds karaoke, fighting, and a party that started at 8 PM and lasted for 9 hours. Britt created … Continue reading
Are you retarded?
Do you really think I’m going to have some type of post at midnight on Saturday night while we’re in the middle of partying? Jeez, can’t a guy take a break? I’ll post something real on Monday. I’m recovering as … Continue reading
There is indeed, a party in my pants.
Yesterday sucked. Today is much better. Thanks for all the nice comments, emails and phone calls. Today is Wednesday, and Wednesday is usually the night of our show, “Clearly, You’re Retarded”. HOWEVER, Lil’ Miss Britt has decided that she would … Continue reading
