The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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T Minus five
I spent both days of my weekend working, with my friend James, on decorating the house, from 9 AM until well after 11 PM, almost straight through. Our weeknights from Monday through Thursday will be busy from 7 PM until … Continue reading
This weekend
This a boring Halloween party post. This weekend, I have to make my house look like a carnival. The goal is to get the decorations mainly done by next Friday night so that Saturday doesn’t become an all-day affair like … Continue reading
We have a WIENER!
Thank you to everyone who bought a raffle ticket – your support goes a long way to making sure that the Halloween party will be a huge success. If you’re planning on coming to the party, don’t forget to go … Continue reading
Ah, Saturday
Don’t forget – today is your last day to buy raffle tickets to win a T-shirt or a free ticket to Orlando! Go to http://www.avitable.com/neverwas for more details and to buy your last-minute tickets.
A video to distract you from the miscellany
Spider-Puppy! Okay, now while you’re distracted . . . Go wish Karl a happy birthday. He’s old! There are only three more days left to buy raffle tickets, so if you’ve been waiting to the last minute, now is the … Continue reading
Posted in General
Tagged avitable, halloween, karl, neverwas, party, secondhandkarl, spider puppy, youtube
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I don’t post on Sundays anymore.
The Halloween party is less than two months away, and you’re all invited. For more information, go to the Halloween page at http://www.avitable.com/neverwas/. It has all of the details you’ll need, including: The raffle tickets! Three lucky people will win … Continue reading
Idiots, idiots everywhere and not a drop to drink
For every smart, normal client we have, we have 10 who are gob-smacked morons. I purposely obfuscate the nature of the business I run for obvious reasons, but for clarity’s sake, just understand that we sell a service to professionals … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged avitable, comedy, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, humor, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
58 Comments
Housekeeping?
Today seems like a good day to follow up on a few things. First, I’ve set up a page for all of the Halloween information to be compiled, so you can find all the information about hotels and flights, buy … Continue reading
Posted in Partay
Tagged avitable, CYR, halloween, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
33 Comments
Red Erect
I’m not here. I’m guest posting over at Miss Britt’s. Don’t forget – hotels, raffles, T-shirts, and photos! C’mon, I’m counting on you!








