Dear smart people of the Internet,

I need your help.

You see, I must have these night vision goggles for Christmas.

However, I need to have some rational reasons for why a grown man in his thirties would NEED a pair of night vision goggles!

So far, I've come up with the following:

1. Hurricane preparedness – if the power goes out, I'll be able to see much easier.
2. Apocalyptic preparedness – when the world ends, you'll wish you had a pair.
3. Nighttime searching – if you lose something in the yard, this is much easier than carrying a flashlight.
4. Save electricity – at night, who needs lights when you have night vision?

But I need more legitimate reasons for me to buy these awesome items for myself as a Christmas gift.

Help me Internet, you're my only hope!