Posts Tagged ‘nsfw’

OMGLOLWOOT!!

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

I'M SO EXCITED!

My Davewear finally came! I ordered it years and years ago and have been dreaming about it ever since. It is the coolest, most awesome stuff ever, and if you didn't order some, you should be sooo jealous.


I got four decks of cards:

I got my awesome black "Try Evil" hat:

I got my awesome white "Do Not Push This Button" t-shirt:

And from now on, I'm not wearing anything BUT my kick-ass new stuff! Thanks, Dave!


Thanks to those of you who listened to Britt and I debate the death penalty. If you missed it, you can download it (and should download it) here, or find it as a podcast through iTunes here, or just listen using the widget in my sidebar. It was quite an hour – can you guess which one of us was pro-death penalty and who was anti?


Humor-Blogs.com shows its balls too.

Reptilian repetition

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

I thought I'd dust off this old classic herpephilia video for you. Many of you may never have even seen it! I've embedded it here, but you can also click here to download it for your own viewing pleasure. May not be safe for work. Unless you work in a place where people do these types of things.

Memes aren't just for weekends anymore

Friday, March 21st, 2008

I wish I had fodder to post. But I can't think of anything funny today! It's been very busy, I've been very tired, and I've only managed to actually leave the house for any extended period of time once in the last week.

So I've seen this meme at a thousand different sites and thought I'd finally break down and do it, but not in the same old way that everyone else is doing it. Nooooo, I have to be different! We'll call this Avitable's Dirty Perverted Non-Photobucket Meme:

1. Go to images.google.com. I decided to use Google Image Search, with the filter turned off, instead of photobucket. Click the links at your own risk!
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box.
3. Use only the first page and choose a picture that comes up.
4. Insert the link to the picture into your blog.


1. What is your relationship status?

Married to Amy.

2. What is your current mood?

So fucking tired.

3. Who is your favorite musical artist?

Avril Lavigne.

4. What is your favorite movie?

Happy Gilmore

5. What kind of pet do you have?

A cute doggy with style.

6. Where do you live?

Fucking Orlando.

7. Where do you work?

Out of my house.

8. What do you look like?

A fucking gorilla.

9. What do you drive?

A car.

10. What did you do last night?

Worked until late night.

11. What is your favorite TV show?

I love Scrubs.

12. Describe yourself.

A 12-year old girl trapped in a 31-year old man's body.

13. What are you doing today?

Writing this verbal diarrhea.

14. What is your name?

Adam Avitable

15. What is your favorite candy?

I fucking love chocolate.

Have a good weekend, everyone. Don't forget about Sunday's contest!