Tag Archives: nudity

Friendship, pregnancy, and Mormons. And nudity.

Posted on Thursday, April 28, 2011 by Avitable

Today is the 29th birthday of a very special friend of mine, Casey.  She has become one of my closest friends against all odds.  I’m rude, crude, and usually nude, and she’s funny, sweet, and feisty.  I’m a lapsed Catholic, … Continue reading →

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Fat guy in a little tube

Posted on Monday, May 10, 2010 by Avitable

How to fit an object with a circumference of 42 inches through an object with an 28-inch opening: A scientific study requiring seven steps. Step 1: Put jaunty hat on first object. Step 2: Place first object with large 42-inch … Continue reading →

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Fat naked guys are funny: A study

Posted on Monday, November 30, 2009 by Avitable

This part right here is the pitch. It’s where I would write some clever wording and explain some far-fetched scenario that explains the photo below. I would talk about the post last week where my head was Photoshopped on Levi … Continue reading →

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Hottest Cartoon Characters

Posted on Friday, October 30, 2009 by Avitable

With this month’s Playboy showcasing a nude Marge Simpson, there is obviously some appeal in seeing a fictional drawn character nude. Marge wouldn’t be my first choice, even though she looks pretty hot, and I know there are at least … Continue reading →

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Hot Nude Male Blogger Calendar

Posted on Friday, October 10, 2008 by Avitable

The photo shoot for the Hot Blogger Calendar was last weekend, and I was unable to go. I have to get my own photos taken and submit them for approval. This was one that was rejected for being too risque, … Continue reading →

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You lazy fuckers should be at work.

Posted on Monday, September 1, 2008 by Avitable

Today’s Labor Day, a holiday that I hate. Since it’s a Federal holiday, it’s just a way for the government to fuck over those of us who are employers, even though we’d really like our employees to come into work … Continue reading →

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Remember that movie Major League?

Posted on Wednesday, August 27, 2008 by Avitable

So, do you remember Major League? And do you remember how the coach inspired the team by putting up a cardboard standee of the bitch owner? She had pieces of clothing on, and for every win, he removed a piece … Continue reading →

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Free balling should be an Olympic sport

Posted on Thursday, August 21, 2008 by Avitable

On Tuesday night around midnight, whether it was in anticipation of Not-a-Hurricane Fay or just premature ejaculation on the part of Progress Energy, my power went out. There was some rain and just a bit of wind, but I guess … Continue reading →

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To boob or not to boob

Posted on Thursday, June 12, 2008 by Avitable

Forget abortion. Fuck the war in Iraq. Who cares about the 2nd Amendment? I want to vote for the candidate who decides to get rid of this Puritanical notion that Americans have that topless women are somehow indecent. Will McCain … Continue reading →

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A Letter To My Body

Posted on Wednesday, February 27, 2008 by Avitable

Last week, Britt wrote a very inspiring post about body acceptance, and she very bravely posted a picture of herself in the nude to show how comfortable she is with every curve, wrinkle and stray hair. It was all part … Continue reading →

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