Tag Archives: obama

O Bama my Bama!

Posted on Thursday, May 27, 2010 by Avitable

It’s really fucking weird what random shit comes to you when you’re taking a shower. With apologies to Walt Whitman. O Bama my Bama! The painful part is done; The country’s weathered pain galore, the tasks before us aren’t fun; … Continue reading →

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Sarah Palin emails Rush Limbaugh

Posted on Saturday, February 6, 2010 by Avitable

If you’ve been paying attention to the news at all, you might have seen the conflict between Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. Apparently, Sarah Palin demanded that President Obama fire his Chief of Staff, Rahm Emanuel, after it was reported … Continue reading →

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“You Lie!” – The Joe Wilsonizer

Posted on Monday, September 14, 2009 by Avitable

As you’ve probably heard, Representative Joe Wilson made an ass of himself by yelling “You lie!” as President Obama spoke about health care to a nationally televised joint session of Congress. His completely unprofessional immature outburst has embarrassed the Republicans … Continue reading →

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World Leaders Review Obama’s Performance

Posted on Wednesday, August 26, 2009 by Avitable

From CNN: Former Cuban leader Fidel Castro criticized President Obama for expanding the war effort in Afghanistan, but Castro also mildly praised Obama’s domestic initiatives, such as health care reform. In an essay published Tuesday in Cuba’s state-run newspaper, Granma, … Continue reading →

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A Letter from Barack Obama

Posted on Thursday, August 6, 2009 by Avitable

An email I just received: From: “Barack Obama” <bobama@whitehouse.gov> To: “Adam Heath Avitable” <avitable@gmai1.com> Subject: Thank you Date: Wed, 5 Aug 2009 19:52:51 -0500 Dear Mr. Avitable, Thank you very much for the lovely package that arrived right in time … Continue reading →

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Avitaweek 2009: Obama’s Inauguration Speech!

Posted on Tuesday, January 20, 2009 by Avitable

As a super A-list rock-star blogger, I have access to all types of cool information that none of you unwashed masses have. For example, I get to see TV shows three weeks before they air, and I even already know … Continue reading →

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The End of an Error

Posted on Sunday, November 9, 2008 by Avitable

Since most members of my family are rabidly Republican, Thanksgiving this year should be very fun for those of us who voted for Obama. I’m thinking of ordering one of my own T-shirts just to wear to dinner. If you … Continue reading →

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I hate people

Posted on Tuesday, September 30, 2008 by Avitable

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Masterdebater. Haiku.

Posted on Saturday, September 27, 2008 by Avitable

My next President Will focus on real life, not revel in his past. Disdainful comments Make you look bitter and old No hope or promise. Americans need hope that the future will change not more of the same.

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Obama

Posted on Sunday, September 21, 2008 by Avitable

I went to the Barack Obama speech in Jacksonville yesterday. I’ve never been to any type of political rally before, so I thought this would be an interesting and historic time to attend one. I wouldn’t be surprised if there … Continue reading →

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