It's hard to come up with the funny today. I've been selfishly absorbed with worrying about Britt as she travels up to Parkersburg, Iowa, to be with her in-laws, all of whom completely lost their houses in Sunday's super-cell storm and resulting mile-wide tornado that destroyed most of Parkersburg.

So, this is all I've got:

Q: How are tornadoes and marriages alike?
A: They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house.

What, too soon?