Tag Archives: parody

On bullying, homsexuality, and Jonah Mowry

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

Of course, this video makes no sense unless you’ve seen the original video, by Jonah Mowry, a young teen who is struggling with being gay and getting bullied at school: Or, if you want to see the two of them … Continue reading →

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The Twelve Days of Christmas in 2011

Posted on Monday, December 5, 2011 by Avitable

On the first day of Christmas, The whole world sent to me A free Casey Anthony! On the second day of Christmas, The whole world sent to me Two dead despots, And a free Casey Anthony! On the third day … Continue reading →

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The sordid pasts of wholesome companies

Posted on Tuesday, March 29, 2011 by Avitable

I was reading this article about Nintendo and how they got their start making naked lady playing cards and owning love hotels (basically a Japanese hotel where you can get a room by the hour), and thought it was funny … Continue reading →

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I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Metrosexual

Posted on Friday, March 25, 2011 by Avitable

I am the very model of a modern metrosexual I use lotion on my body that smells quite delectable My feet are pampered monthly by an old lady who is Asian And when it’s time to get a wax I … Continue reading →

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Why I love NASCAR.

Posted on Monday, February 21, 2011 by Avitable

Hoooo-eeee, I’ll tell you what. The best thing about living this close to Daytona Beach is that I get to be right close to the Birthplace of Speed and the home of the Daytona 500. There ain’t nothing on God’s … Continue reading →

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The rest of the Justin Bieber Rolling Stone Interview

Posted on Thursday, February 17, 2011 by Avitable

You may be aware that Justin Bieber is the center of some controversy recently. The 16-year old singer was interviewed by Rolling Stone magazine, and when asked his opinion about abortion, he said, “I really don’t believe in abortion.  It’s … Continue reading →

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The Love of a Mother

Posted on Sunday, February 13, 2011 by Avitable

“Hi, Mom.  I made it to Lexington safely.” “Okay, good.  Thank you for calling.” “You know, I am 34 years old.  Calling my mom every time I go out of town is a little ridiculous.” “Well, I think it’s nice. … Continue reading →

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If US TV shows were relaunched in other cultures

Posted on Monday, January 24, 2011 by Avitable

Last week, I was watching “Being Human”, which is a US relaunch of a (reportedly superior) UK show. With the exception of “The Office”, I’ve preferred the UK originals of shows like “Life on Mars” and “Kitchen Nightmares”, and I’m … Continue reading →

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Nobody cares what your Klout is.

Posted on Wednesday, January 19, 2011 by Avitable

Klout is a site that uses hoodoo, weather patterns, and random calculations to assign you a score based on your ability as a user of Twitter. Yes, it’s as stupid as it sounds and encourages people to come up with … Continue reading →

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The Oprah Winfrey Network

Posted on Tuesday, January 4, 2011 by Avitable

Oprah Winfrey, the black woman’s white man’s Asian child’s foodie’s Anthony Bourdain, launched her new television network on January 1st to relatively positive reviews. At this point, the channel lineup consists of uplifting, happy shows with a goal of entertaining … Continue reading →

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