The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Tag Archives: parody
If I was a stuffed tiger
Posted in My Art
Tagged bill watterston, calvin, calvin and hobbes, cartoon, comedy, hobbes, humor, parody
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Musicals you know you wouldn’t want to see from the title
There was a meme running through Twitter over the weekend called #sadmusicals. I’m not sure how it started, but the amusing result was a list of well-known musical titles slightly tweaked to be a more depressing version. For example, maybe … Continue reading
Ways that Larry King can go out with a bang
At the young age of 76, Larry King has announced his intentions to step down from hosting his CNN show “Larry King Live” after a 25-year run. While there’s plenty of speculation with what he’ll do for his final show, … Continue reading
The real Karate Kid
Ralph Macchio stars in this year’s heartwrenching drama, “Wax On, Fuck Off” Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio
Posted in General
Tagged fod, funny or die, humor, parody, ralph macchio, wax on fuck off
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How Ke$ha applies in an Avitable world.
For the past week, my cousin* Leah has been in town from Hawaii by way of Rhode Island, and I’ve been going out more and staying up later than I probably should have been. After dropping her off at the … Continue reading
O Bama my Bama!
It’s really fucking weird what random shit comes to you when you’re taking a shower. With apologies to Walt Whitman. O Bama my Bama! The painful part is done; The country’s weathered pain galore, the tasks before us aren’t fun; … Continue reading
My Interview With @Mooshinindy
One of my favoritest people in the whole world, Casey, aka Mooshinindy, turns the ripe old age of 28 today! And I thought what better present could I give her other than something that I usually only reserve for dead … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews, Bloggers
Tagged birthday, casey, comedy, fake, humor, interview, interviews, moosh, mooshinindy, parody
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Adam At The Race (with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer)
Adam At The Race A Ballad of Altamonte Sung in the Year 2010 It was a cold Saturday morn when Adam talked to Britt, About work and life and other random bits of shit, Looking back now, he remembered the … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged britt, casey at the bat, comedy, ernest thayer, humor, miss britt, parody, poems
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The New Dork
I prefer the term geek but I guess I’ll let it slide.
Woman’s Last Stand
This is much better than that ridiculously whiny pathetic Charger ad that aired during the Super Bowl. Got the link from Kelly.








