Tag Archives: parody

If I was a stuffed tiger

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Musicals you know you wouldn’t want to see from the title

There was a meme running through Twitter over the weekend called #sadmusicals.  I’m not sure how it started, but the amusing result was a list of well-known musical titles slightly tweaked to be a more depressing version.  For example, maybe … Continue reading

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Ways that Larry King can go out with a bang

At the young age of 76, Larry King has announced his intentions to step down from hosting his CNN show “Larry King Live” after a 25-year run. While there’s plenty of speculation with what he’ll do for his final show, … Continue reading

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The real Karate Kid

Ralph Macchio stars in this year’s heartwrenching drama, “Wax On, Fuck Off” Wax On, F*ck Off with Ralph Macchio from Ralph Macchio

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How Ke$ha applies in an Avitable world.

For the past week, my cousin* Leah has been in town from Hawaii by way of Rhode Island, and I’ve been going out more and staying up later than I probably should have been. After dropping her off at the … Continue reading

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O Bama my Bama!

It’s really fucking weird what random shit comes to you when you’re taking a shower. With apologies to Walt Whitman. O Bama my Bama! The painful part is done; The country’s weathered pain galore, the tasks before us aren’t fun; … Continue reading

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My Interview With @Mooshinindy

One of my favoritest people in the whole world, Casey, aka Mooshinindy, turns the ripe old age of 28 today! And I thought what better present could I give her other than something that I usually only reserve for dead … Continue reading

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Adam At The Race (with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer)

Adam At The Race A Ballad of Altamonte Sung in the Year 2010 It was a cold Saturday morn when Adam talked to Britt, About work and life and other random bits of shit, Looking back now, he remembered the … Continue reading

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The New Dork

I prefer the term geek but I guess I’ll let it slide.

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Woman’s Last Stand

This is much better than that ridiculously whiny pathetic Charger ad that aired during the Super Bowl. Got the link from Kelly.

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