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- Kim Jong Il
- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
Tag Archives: parody
Adam At The Race (with apologies to Ernest Lawrence Thayer)
Adam At The Race A Ballad of Altamonte Sung in the Year 2010 It was a cold Saturday morn when Adam talked to Britt, About work and life and other random bits of shit, Looking back now, he remembered the … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged britt, casey at the bat, comedy, ernest thayer, humor, miss britt, parody, poems
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The New Dork
I prefer the term geek but I guess I’ll let it slide.
Woman’s Last Stand
This is much better than that ridiculously whiny pathetic Charger ad that aired during the Super Bowl. Got the link from Kelly.
Swine flu’s still around?
I originally wrote this six months ago when I assumed that the mass hysteria from a strain of the flu (that is just like other strains except new) would die down within a month or so. With some of the … Continue reading
Gang Rape: Looking deeper
By now, almost all of you have heard of that horrific gang rape of the fifteen-year old girl in California (of course, is there any such thing as a non-horrific gang rape? I mean, is there a nice gang rape … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged atrocity, comedy, dark comedy, dark humor, gang rape, horror, humor, parody, satire
175 Comments
Other ways the FTC should crack down on bloggers
On Monday, the FTC announced that bloggers must disclose any payments that they receive from companies for reviewing their products. This isn’t a law, but it’s the federal government’s official interpretation of the law, which means that bloggers who fail … Continue reading
Posted in satire
Tagged blogging, disclosure, federal government, ftc, humor, parody, satire
44 Comments
My Interview with Patrick Swayze
Yesterday, Patrick Swayze lost his battle with pancreatic cancer. Today, as usual, I score the only posthumous interview to be found. Take that, real journalists! Me: So, um, Patrick, thanks for being here. PS: You sound hesitant, chile’. Me: Well, … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged celebrity, comedy, dead celebrity, dirty dancing, humor, interview, interviewing, movie-quotes, parody, patrick swayze, satire
70 Comments
The Next Best Thing
The most recent season of Top Chef has taught me something. There are too many people out there who think they have to rebel against someone. They think that they can be unique by doing the same things that everyone … Continue reading
My Interview with Phillip Spicklefritz
Late last night, a neighbor down my street, Phillip Spicklefritz, passed away at the age of 94. While he may not have been famous, I thought he deserved an interview as well: Me: Thanks for joining me Phil. PS: So, … Continue reading
Posted in Avitable Interviews
Tagged boston, celebrity, comedy, dead celebrity, edward kennedy, good will hunting, humor, interviewing, interviews, kennedy, matt damon, parody, satire, ted kennedy
60 Comments
