The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Click to embiggen: In other Avita-news: The award-winning (in our minds) show “Clearly, You’re Retarded” is back! We continue our trend of discussing light-hearted topics that are insubstantial with a look at Safe Haven laws. Should you be able to … Continue reading
I don’t post on Sundays anymore.
The Halloween party is less than two months away, and you’re all invited. For more information, go to the Halloween page at http://www.avitable.com/neverwas/. It has all of the details you’ll need, including: The raffle tickets! Three lucky people will win … Continue reading
Idiots, idiots everywhere and not a drop to drink
For every smart, normal client we have, we have 10 who are gob-smacked morons. I purposely obfuscate the nature of the business I run for obvious reasons, but for clarity’s sake, just understand that we sell a service to professionals … Continue reading
Posted in Whoring
Tagged avitable, comedy, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, humor, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
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Housekeeping?
Today seems like a good day to follow up on a few things. First, I’ve set up a page for all of the Halloween information to be compiled, so you can find all the information about hotels and flights, buy … Continue reading
Posted in Partay
Tagged avitable, CYR, halloween, hot blogger, hot blogger calendar, hot male blogger, neverwas, Partay, voting, Whoring
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Adam on women
(For those of you interested in Halloween announcements, scroll down to the bottom for hotel and travel information). I don’t write seriously very often. The primary reason for that is that I’m not a very serious person, and I don’t … Continue reading
Posted in Serious stuff
Tagged avitable, dysfunction, gender, halloween, marital issues, marriage, men, misogyny, neverwas, Partay, women
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