The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Halloween Party update!
If you are planning on coming to my Halloween party in three weeks and haven’t bought your tickets yet, please do so as soon as possible. I need to be able to confirm the number of guests with the caterer, … Continue reading
Raffle winners announced!
(cross-posted over at Avitable Halloween) Thanks to everyone who bought raffle tickets, the proceeds of which go to support the Halloween party happening on October 24th here in Altamonte Springs. We sold 110 tickets total before the raffle ended, and … Continue reading
The Law of Nature
Late last night found me in my car, driving home tired and bleary-eyed. The familiar glow of the Burger King sign beckoned to me from the interstate, promising soda that would push off sleep for a few miles more. The … Continue reading
Yes, YOU are invited!
As you may have heard, there’s a little Halloween party I’m throwing. It’s not on Halloween – it’s on Saturday, October 24th, and you are invited! Who, me? Yes, you. But you’ve never met me in person! That’s okay. You’re … Continue reading
My rules of blogging
I try to reply to every comment I receive, even if it takes me a few days. The 100th comment is just as important to me as the first. I have too many blogs in my reader to read every … Continue reading
Top Ten Movie Characters
Single Parent Dad wrote two posts detailing his top ten movie characters and, knowing that I need blog fodder constantly, tagged me to list my own. Without further ado (and in no particular order of preference): Name: FERRIS BUELLER (played … Continue reading
Posted in TV and Movies
Tagged actors, characters, entertainment, halloween, invaded, movies, party, top-ten
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Halloween Party Tickets on Sale Now!
If you are planning on attending my Halloween party this year, on October 24th, go over to the Halloween site to buy your admission ticket now! (If you’re not going to come, don’t forget to send me your vacation photos … Continue reading
The shallow movie critic II
Back in June, I did the first “shallow movie critic” post. The premise is simple: Who says you can’t judge a book by its cover? I’ll demonstrate the fallacy of that statement by writing completely accurate movie synopses based solely … Continue reading
Posted in Partay, TV and Movies
Tagged comedy, critic, criticism, halloween, humor, movie posters, movies, party, synopsis, zazzle
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Buy This Shirt
As I said over on the blog for my huge Halloween Party (the one to which that you are all invited – go read more!), this is the second year in a row that we’ve sold T-shirts to raise money … Continue reading
What Not to Name Your Baby
A post over at Mental Floss (great site and great magazine, by the way) listed 6 baby names that you probably shouldn’t use, including Batman, Eclipse Glasses, and Adolf. I thought I’d add to this helpful advice for the mother- … Continue reading








