Tag Archives: party

What Not to Name Your Baby

Posted on Tuesday, September 1, 2009 by Avitable

A post over at Mental Floss (great site and great magazine, by the way) listed 6 baby names that you probably shouldn’t use, including Batman, Eclipse Glasses, and Adolf. I thought I’d add to this helpful advice for the mother- … Continue reading →

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Nightmares, tornadoes, and Halloween

Posted on Monday, February 16, 2009 by Avitable

The other night I had a nightmare that James aka Clown and I completely forgot to build anything for the Halloween party and it was two days before the party so we didn’t have time to do anything worthwhile. We … Continue reading →

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I’m an idiot

Posted on Saturday, November 8, 2008 by Avitable

For some reason I promised my wife that the house would be completely back to normal, with all Halloween decorations in the attic, by the time she gets back from her business trip this Saturday morning. Guess how much undecorating … Continue reading →

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Avitaween 2008, part 1

Posted on Monday, November 3, 2008 by Avitable

Saturday night, I had a little soiree. You might have heard about it. There was nudity, vomiting, crossdressing, more vomiting, horrible screeching sounds karaoke, fighting, and a party that started at 8 PM and lasted for 9 hours. Britt created … Continue reading →

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Are you retarded?

Posted on Sunday, November 2, 2008 by Avitable

Do you really think I’m going to have some type of post at midnight on Saturday night while we’re in the middle of partying? Jeez, can’t a guy take a break? I’ll post something real on Monday. I’m recovering as … Continue reading →

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Party Day!

Posted on Saturday, November 1, 2008 by Avitable

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Sneak Peek

Posted on Thursday, October 30, 2008 by Avitable

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There is indeed, a party in my pants.

Posted on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 by Avitable

Yesterday sucked. Today is much better. Thanks for all the nice comments, emails and phone calls. Today is Wednesday, and Wednesday is usually the night of our show, “Clearly, You’re Retarded”. HOWEVER, Lil’ Miss Britt has decided that she would … Continue reading →

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T Minus five

Posted on Monday, October 27, 2008 by Avitable

I spent both days of my weekend working, with my friend James, on decorating the house, from 9 AM until well after 11 PM, almost straight through. Our weeknights from Monday through Thursday will be busy from 7 PM until … Continue reading →

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This weekend

Posted on Saturday, October 25, 2008 by Avitable

This a boring Halloween party post. This weekend, I have to make my house look like a carnival. The goal is to get the decorations mainly done by next Friday night so that Saturday doesn’t become an all-day affair like … Continue reading →

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