The One Where I …
- Pose for Playgirl
- Talk about my divorce 2 3
- Review sex toys
- Horrify you with my Aristocrats joke
- Discuss my weight loss
- Prove I'm an expert 2 3
- Show you my balls
- Interview my dead grandmother
- Want to have a child
- Go on my first date as a divorced man
- Teach you about dirty talk
- Go to a strip club for the first time
- Talk to a heroin addict
- Discuss auto-erotica
- Console a grieving mother
- Write a letter to my body
- Review my life lessons
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- Andy Rooney
- Steve Jobs
- Amy Winehouse
- Leonard Stern, creator of Mad Libs
- Jack Kevorkian
- Randy "Macho Man" Savage
- Osama bin Laden
- Elizabeth Taylor
- Jack LaLanne
- Leslie Nielsen
- Bob Guccione
- Barbara Billingsley
- Tony Curtis
- Dennis Hopper
- Gary Coleman
- Chinese murderer**
- Casey, aka Moosh In Indy*
- Adolf Hitler
- Peter Graves
- Corey Haim
- My Grandmother**
- Roy Scheider
- Zelda Rubinstein, J.D. Salinger
- Brittany Murphy
- Oral Roberts
- John Lennon
- Ken Ober
- Henry Gibson
- Patrick Swayze
- Ted Kennedy
- John Hughes
- Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett
- Walter Cronkite
- Billy Mays
- Ed McMahon
- Stephen Hawking*
- Robert Novak
- Caylee Anthony
- David Carradine
- Martin Luther King, Jr.
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Friendship, pregnancy, and Mormons. And nudity.
Today is the 29th birthday of a very special friend of mine, Casey. She has become one of my closest friends against all odds. I’m rude, crude, and usually nude, and she’s funny, sweet, and feisty. I’m a lapsed Catholic, … Continue reading
I was a cute kid. What the fuck happened?
This Thanksgiving, my grandfather gave me some pages from a photo album that I’m assuming my grandmother had put together. I can’t pinpoint what went wrong, but at some point I went from cute kid to douchey, awkward teen to … Continue reading
Life lessons learned from #BlogHer10.
It’s been drilled into my head many times that you should be able to learn something from every experience and interaction you have with someone else. I used to fight against that notion, but I’ve since learned that it’s true. … Continue reading
Unanswered Questions (stolen shamelessly from Tosh.0)
On Comedy Central’s Tosh.0, the dorky, affable, hilarious host, Daniel Tosh, goes through some of the more popular web clips and photos that can be found on Youtube and tears them apart for the delight of his audience. He brings … Continue reading
My Refrigerator by the Numbers
Since getting divorced, I’ve found that I am tidier and more fastidious than before. I don’t know if it’s because there’s only one person who needs cleaning up after or just that I’m more responsible for the entire place when … Continue reading
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Well . . . ummm . . . so that backfired
So, yesterday’s post was, indeed, an April Fool’s prank. I figured that it was simple, but obvious, if only because of the date alone. It didn’t occur to me that, with the divorce and other shit going on in my … Continue reading
Saint Nips
Merry Christmas, everyone! (Also, happy birthday to my friends Mew, ADW, and Stephanie!)
Frozen
I spent Saturday night at ICE!, a walk-through Christmas attraction hand-carved from two million pounds of ice over at the Gaylord Palms Resort. According to the website, it’s a “whimsical wonderland of larger-than-life, three-dimensional hand-carved ice monuments and scenes, including … Continue reading








