Tag Archives: Photos

Friendship, pregnancy, and Mormons. And nudity.

Today is the 29th birthday of a very special friend of mine, Casey.  She has become one of my closest friends against all odds.  I’m rude, crude, and usually nude, and she’s funny, sweet, and feisty.  I’m a lapsed Catholic, … Continue reading

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I was a cute kid. What the fuck happened?

This Thanksgiving, my grandfather gave me some pages from a photo album that I’m assuming my grandmother had put together.  I can’t pinpoint what went wrong, but at some point I went from cute kid to douchey, awkward teen to … Continue reading

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Florida in October

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Life lessons learned from #BlogHer10.

It’s been drilled into my head many times that you should be able to learn something from every experience and interaction you have with someone else. I used to fight against that notion, but I’ve since learned that it’s true. … Continue reading

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Unanswered Questions (stolen shamelessly from Tosh.0)

On Comedy Central’s Tosh.0, the dorky, affable, hilarious host, Daniel Tosh, goes through some of the more popular web clips and photos that can be found on Youtube and tears them apart for the delight of his audience. He brings … Continue reading

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Doing Atlanta in four days the Avitable way

Attention: THIS IS THE LONGEST RECAP EVER! On Thursday, I arrived in Atlanta in the early afternoon and checked into the brand new Loew’s Atlanta, which had only opened about three weeks prior. After unpacking, I headed out to The … Continue reading

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My Refrigerator by the Numbers

Since getting divorced, I’ve found that I am tidier and more fastidious than before. I don’t know if it’s because there’s only one person who needs cleaning up after or just that I’m more responsible for the entire place when … Continue reading

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Well . . . ummm . . . so that backfired

So, yesterday’s post was, indeed, an April Fool’s prank. I figured that it was simple, but obvious, if only because of the date alone. It didn’t occur to me that, with the divorce and other shit going on in my … Continue reading

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Saint Nips

Merry Christmas, everyone! (Also, happy birthday to my friends Mew, ADW, and Stephanie!)

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Frozen

I spent Saturday night at ICE!, a walk-through Christmas attraction hand-carved from two million pounds of ice over at the Gaylord Palms Resort. According to the website, it’s a “whimsical wonderland of larger-than-life, three-dimensional hand-carved ice monuments and scenes, including … Continue reading

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